Corrupt-A-Wish

[Ardrea]

Granted, but you're color blind.

 

I wish I had some rainbow sherbet. (I do a lot of thinking on food, don't I?)

[jerusha]

Granted. It's outside, melting in a big puddle on your driveway.

 

I wish I wasn't staying up so late... *needs sleep nao*

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but you can never wake up and are forever trapped in a horrible nightmare.

 

I wish I lived in Equestria!

[Ardrea]

Granted, you're asleep on the ledge of a busy overpass.

 

EDIT: NINJA-ED

 

Granted, but you are a parapelegic as long as you stay there.

 

I wish I was in bed, all warm and comfy.

Edited October 11, 2011 by Ardrea

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but the Flood attacks you.

 

I wish I had an apple pie.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but the Jackels steal it.

 

I wish I had a plasma sword.

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but it runs out of powers.

 

I wish I had the Arbiter for an ally.

[Ice_SW]

Edit: 'd

 

Granted, they are instantly KO'd and fall in a coma.

 

I wish for 101 wishes.

Edited October 11, 2011 by Ice_SW

[Featherpaw]

He, not they.

 

Granted, but you can only wish for old carrots. D:

[Ardrea]

I wish you would quit forgetting to make wishes.

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but then Featherpaw will forget to type the wishes.

 

I wish for a Russian Blue Kitty.

[Jumonji]

Please wish for something after you corrupt someone else's wish, thanks .

 

Since there is no wish to corrupt, I will wish something of my own:

 

I wish I owned my own cello.

[Featherpaw]

I think it was done deliberately, joking about my bad habit of accidentally forgetting to post a wish. I've it done about five times.

 

Granted, but the string are made out of jello.

 

I wish I had the dragons from my old scroll. :c

Edited October 11, 2011 by Featherpaw

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but they are holograms and you can't hug them.

 

I wish my Russian Blue Zombie cat was not a zombie.

[Jumonji]

Granted, it's a Russian doll instead :3.

 

I wish that I could BEND REALITY TO MY WILL.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but what you don't know is that the will you just referred was your last will and testament and your wish won't take effect until your will comes into effect.

 

I wish I had a roll of pez.

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but you choke on it and have to go to the hospital.

 

I wish socks weren't uncomfortable

[tigerra79]

Granted, but now they are so comfortable you never notice them and u forget to take them off before your shower and they get ruined.

 

I wish for a rabbit carcass. Mmm...

[Ethril Dragon]

Granted but the road cleaners mistake them for garbage and take them away.

 

I wish I never forget to make a wish.

[Catlover3288]

Wish granted, now you forget to grant other people's wishes.

 

I wish for Fluffy Pants.

[Ethril Dragon]

Granted but the pillow dragon their made from is now naked

 

I wish for chicken nuggets

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but it's not actually made from chicken. O.o

 

I wish I could fly!

[Ardrea]

Granted, but you live in a no-fly zone.

 

 

I wish I could breathe fire.

[Ethril Dragon]

Granted, but you lose all sense of taste and smell.

 

I wish for water that tastes like rainbows!

[Ardrea]

Grannted, but you lose all sense of taste.

 

I wish I had already finished reading the 3 chapters that I need to read by Thursday.