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Granted, now your car can recite the alphabet and do simple math problems.

 

I wish that Pluto was an official planet again.

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Granted, you now only understand every other word that you speak, write, or type.

 

I wish you would all do the chicken dance with me.

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Granted, but you're so bad that we kick you out and continue dancing ourselves.

 

I wish I had some shrimp.

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Granted but you eat them and explode, putting sprinkles on butterflies.

 

 

I wish I wished a wish on this forum.

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Granted! But that wish was to explode in front of many kids, and now you are being blamed because kids around the world are dreaming about you.

 

I wish for an old man that won't harm nor scare me.

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Granted but you wish for your own demise.

 

Edit: NINJA-ED

 

Granted, but he's got your nose and won't give it back.

 

I wish I had a big saber-toothed tiger as a steed.

Edited by Ardrea

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Granted! But people think they suck.

 

I wish for an old man that won't harm, scare, freak me out, nor rant about me.

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Granted! But the bamboo grows bigger every minute until the world is destroyed due to you. Now shame lies in your soul.

 

I wish for an old man that will not harm, scare, freak me out, rant, nor ignore me.

 

 

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Granted, it's the size of this: o

 

I wish that I had a calendar (u kno... like on paper, u hang em on ur wall?), even tho I already have one.

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Yea? Well, my owl proves your Wish invalid.

 

I wish for another owl. I already have an Invisible one named "InValid".

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Granted, zBut now Saterday never Comes.

 

I wish I had a robot to clean up the regurgitated mouse parts.

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Granted, but the robot eats the mouse parts, grossing you out so much you vomit on the ground.

 

I wish that I had two brains.

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Granted, but it causes both your brains to be the size of Peanuts.

 

I wish my robot got an upgrade, so I wouldn't spew.

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granted, but then your tuba breaks cuz u get tired of holding it up and u have to pay for it.

 

I wish art lasted longer. (And Skyress, NO ANNOYING COMMENTS!)

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Yes you do. Art lasts the whole day and you are not allowed to take any breaks to eat or sleep or use the bathroom or anything silly like that, so you die.

 

I wish for $2000 to pay for my tuba.

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Granted, but you break it again.

 

I wish for super speed. (but not to lose it)

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Granted, but you have to do everything at superspeed...which mean your conversations are over pretty much before anyone else knows they begins.

 

I wish I knew where my mum hid the pez she's been holding for me.

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