Posted September 9, 2011 Granted, but it's such a perfect, well thought-out wish you can't corrupt it. I wish people would stop seeming so shocked when they learn I wake up early on the weekends. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 9, 2011 (edited) (GAH! ) Lol j/k. Granted, but they spontaneously combust. I wish i could draw erratic patterns like cracked glass. Edited September 9, 2011 by OrbiterSpore Share this post Link to post
Posted September 17, 2011 Granted, but it turns into glass, breaks and cuts you. You eventually bleed to death. I wish for a graphics card that will allow me bump mapping and no custom content limit on Sims 2 and will not make Sims go like this: (No, she's not holding the kid. The camera was badly angled. Sorry.) ~Cavey Share this post Link to post
Posted September 18, 2011 Granted, but it breaks your computer, making you unable to play Sims 2 at all. I wish for the spiders in my house to go away. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 19, 2011 Granted - they all run away from the hornet swarm that just moved in. I wish I knew how to sprite. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 19, 2011 Granted, but the sprites you draw end up creating a portal to another dimension, and the entire internet is pulled into it and subsequently every though man has ever had is erased from the universe. Humanity spends eternity evolving back into monkeys. I wish I had a fish tank again. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 19, 2011 Granted, but every time you put fish in it dies and water turns into ash I wish I coud Fly :3 Share this post Link to post
Posted September 20, 2011 Granted, but you crash into a bird and fall to the ground, gravely injuring yourself I wish I had more salt. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 20, 2011 Granted, but now you have high blood pressure. I wish I had Ocarina of Time! Share this post Link to post
Posted September 20, 2011 Granted, but the game system incinerates itself the second you put your cartridge in. I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 20, 2011 Granted - you're fired. I wish to go to the festival. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 20, 2011 Granted but you trip over and fall on pieces of glass at the festival I wish it was Friday Share this post Link to post
Posted September 20, 2011 Granted - Rebecca Black is now God and has made every day Friyyy-day. *shudder* I wish I felt like wishing for something. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 20, 2011 Granted, but you became obsessed with this topic and starved. I wish I owned the Milkweed book. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 20, 2011 Granted, but it never begins either! those crazy Hyper cubes man! I wish for Racy magazine. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 21, 2011 Granted, but the sun is so far away it dosent make a light and you are unable to see anything I wish to be able to breath underwater Share this post Link to post
Posted September 21, 2011 Granted, but you get eaten by a shark. I wish I wasn't bored. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 21, 2011 (edited) Granted - now you're so excited you have a heart attack. I wish all my favorite shows had already premiered their new season's episodes YESTERDAY. ETA: I wish I topped the page... Edited September 21, 2011 by jerusha Share this post Link to post
Posted September 22, 2011 Granted, but due to a power outage you didn't get to watch or record them. I wish my cat would stop licking me. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 22, 2011 Granted, but your cat starts feeling feisty and bites your hand. I wish my cold would go away. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 22, 2011 Granted, now you have the flu I wish that I had no homework Share this post Link to post
Posted September 30, 2011 Granted, but now you have no home in which to work. I wish I could get my car fixed. Share this post Link to post
Posted September 30, 2011 Granted,you're wheels are flat and you have no petrol i wish I had an IPad Share this post Link to post
Posted October 3, 2011 Wow, I remember the wish-corrupter game! I haven't played for a few years! D: Granted. Everytime you open an application, it closes. (this has actually happened to me with an iPhone. o.O) I wish I had a shiny female Swablu. Share this post Link to post
Posted October 3, 2011 Granted, but it is made of cardboard. I wish for a real portal gun. Share this post Link to post
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