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Corrupt-A-Wish

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Granted, but it's such a perfect, well thought-out wish you can't corrupt it.

 

I wish people would stop seeming so shocked when they learn I wake up early on the weekends.

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(GAH! xd.png)

Lol j/k. xd.png

 

Granted, but they spontaneously combust.

 

I wish i could draw erratic patterns like cracked glass.

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Granted, but it turns into glass, breaks and cuts you. You eventually bleed to death.

I wish for a graphics card that will allow me bump mapping and no custom content limit on Sims 2 and will not make Sims go like this: user posted image

(No, she's not holding the kid. The camera was badly angled. Sorry.)

 

~Cavey

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Granted, but it breaks your computer, making you unable to play Sims 2 at all.

 

I wish for the spiders in my house to go away.

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Granted - they all run away from the hornet swarm that just moved in.

 

I wish I knew how to sprite.

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Granted, but the sprites you draw end up creating a portal to another dimension, and the entire internet is pulled into it and subsequently every though man has ever had is erased from the universe. Humanity spends eternity evolving back into monkeys.

 

I wish I had a fish tank again.

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Granted, but you crash into a bird and fall to the ground, gravely injuring yourself

 

I wish I had more salt. biggrin.gif

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Granted, but the game system incinerates itself the second you put your cartridge in.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

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Granted - Rebecca Black is now God and has made every day Friyyy-day.

 

*shudder*

 

I wish I felt like wishing for something.

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Granted, but the sun is so far away it dosent make a light and you are unable to see anything

I wish to be able to breath underwater

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Granted - now you're so excited you have a heart attack.

 

I wish all my favorite shows had already premiered their new season's episodes YESTERDAY.

 

ETA: I wish I topped the page... biggrin.gif

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Granted, but due to a power outage you didn't get to watch or record them.

 

I wish my cat would stop licking me.

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Granted, but your cat starts feeling feisty and bites your hand.

 

I wish my cold would go away. sad.gif

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Wow, I remember the wish-corrupter game! biggrin.gif I haven't played for a few years! D:

Granted. Everytime you open an application, it closes. (this has actually happened to me with an iPhone. o.O)

 

I wish I had a shiny female Swablu.

 

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