Corrupt-A-Wish

[zookimer]

Granted, but a three year old eats them all and you are left with the angry mother.

I wish I had a working Android phone.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but you owe money to the IRS and they confiscate it and hold it for ransom.

 

I wish I had a little Sheltie.

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but it doesn't like you. D:

[jerusha]

You didn't make a wish, so the Sheltie doesn't like you either

 

 

I wish my %&$*#(&% dragons would PRODUCE EGGS. I need zombie fodder, you lazy lizards!

[dr.bieber229]

Your dragons produce an egg, but it dies the next day.

 

 

I wish my wish was never corrupted

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but The Fourth Wall Does Not Protect You. They hear you planning to kill their eggs and murder you. They then live out the rest of their lives in peace and happiness and joy and stuff with their children. And they all lived happily ever after, except you, 'cause you died. 'd.

The world explodes because of you. And that's just terrible

 

I wish I had cotton candy.

Edited October 9, 2011 by Featherpaw

[dr.bieber229]

Granted but I poisoned it

I wish I had a fluffy dog named Blackberry

Edited October 9, 2011 by dr.bieber229

[Featherpaw]

Granted. You no longer exist, even in other people's memories, because Blackberry has mad skillz.

 

I wish I had a shiny female Vulpix. Dx

Edited October 9, 2011 by Featherpaw

[Ardrea]

Granted, but for the life of you, once you have it, you can't remember what it is.

 

I wish teachers knew how to make interactive videos that require an intelligence over the age of a 5 year old.

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but rocks fall and everyone dies. And that's just terrible.

I wish DDD had more news. D:

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but it's news about something you did wrong, and now everybody thinks your a horrible person.

 

I wish for my nail polish to stop chipping.

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but it spontaneously combusts.

 

I wish for a wish corruption on the next post.

HA! IT'S A PARADOX, THERE'S NO ANSWER! x3

Edited October 9, 2011 by OrbiterSpore

[Ardrea]

Granted....I wish you hadn't just fried my brain....

[loftiicry]

Granted. Your brain is now baked rather than fried.

 

I wish my cat didn't just puke in my room. >.>

Edited October 9, 2011 by ShinyDazzlight

[Ardrea]

Denied, but you get the pleasure of watching your cat step in her own barf. That look on it's face? Priceless!

 

I wish I had a cup of hot cocoa made with milk.

 

 

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but it's made with soiled milk and now you have strange lumps in your cocoa.

 

I wish to not be hungry anymore.

[Featherpaw]

Granted. You die of starvation.

 

I wish asjkfl.

[Ardrea]

Granted, but asjkfl is the code used in a society for following Socrates in his painful death, namely, by hemlock poinsoning.

 

I wish I had a kindle.

[Moonbeam22]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

 

I wish for a Kindel Fire.

[Featherpaw]

Granted, but it turns into a sock

 

I wish I wasn't 'd.

Edited October 10, 2011 by Featherpaw

[Ardrea]

Granted, you aren't ninja-ed because you can't post.

 

I wish I had a new bike, cause mine is a pile of junk.

[nekodiscord]

granted but its missing several pieces, mainly, the handle bars, wheels, and all the nuts and bolts.

 

I wish I didn't have an anxiety disorder.

[Ardrea]

Granted, now you fear nothing and incidentally go and jump off a cliff.

 

I wish I had something to eat right now.

[hgfggg]

Granted. Here's your arm.

 

I wish there were Unicorns. With giant space lasers or something.

[Ice_SW]

Granted. You're the first person they attack, so you don't get to see them.

 

I wish for everything to be blue.