Corrupt-A-Wish

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but you live in a tree.

 

I wish for a Gold Dragon.

[stromzone]

((Ain't got a problem with that))

 

Granted, but it hated you and flew away from you

 

I wish my tree in Maui had a tree fort to go with it, then I could live in there!

[Snow Plow]

Granted, but the tree died and fell over, breaking many of your bones.

 

I wish that I had a ginkgo tree seed to grow a ginkgo bonsai.

 

 

[stromzone]

Granted, but your little Gingko seed turned on you amd grew really big and then fell over and broke many of YOUR bones. Thppppppt

 

I wish my tree went back up and my bones are no longer broken.

[Galaxivorous]

Granted, but then some bees decided to make a hive in it and you end up being stung every 5 minutes.

 

I wish I could fly!

[stromzone]

Granted, to bad your trapped underground now!

 

I wish I had a different treehouse in that giant tree in Maui

[Rakku-Chan8]

Granted, but the tree falls over and crushes your treehouse.

 

I wish for 10 new mangas. (Japanese comicbooks)

[SaruxOtter]

Granted, but none of them are very good

 

I wish I was a Thundercat

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but then you're stuck as one.

 

I wish i had a giant laser in my backyard!

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted, but you eat your computer.

 

I wish for $300.000,00.

[nuttymeg3]

Granted, but then the world exploded.

 

I wish for a never-ending supply of cake that won't make me fat

[Catlover3288]

granted, but it doesnt work on your computer

 

I wish for french fries with cheese

[nuttymeg3]

Granted, but computers exploded along with the rest of the world

 

I wish that the world would never explode.

[me18011]

Granted. So it crumbles to pieces.

I wish for a Camaro.

[stromzone]

Granted, but instead of Bumblebee, it turns into Megatron and goes on a mass-murdering spree. Now everybody hates you.

 

Instead of a treehouse (unreliable, keeps falling over) I wish for just nice little condo. Two person, just in case, ya know.

[rainbowsmile]

Granted, but it's located in Antarctica.

 

I wish for a chocolate cake as big as a car.

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but ants infest it.

 

I wish for a new planet, named after me!

[Gsea]

Granted, but all who inhabit this new planet take over and kick you out.

 

I wish I had only CB dragons.

[dr.bieber229]

Granted,

but your account deletes it's self.

 

I wish I had A special suit that lets me walk on clouds.

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but you accidentally walk on a thunder cloud and get zapped by lightning which destroys your suit. (not to mention you'd fall to the ground)

 

I wish for a SNUGGIE!!!

[dr.bieber229]

Granted,

but your snuggie was destroyed when some "burnt girl" fell from the sky and ripped your snuggie.

 

 

I wish for it to stop raining until the 15th.

Edited August 13, 2011 by dr.bieber229

[OrbiterSpore]

Granted but it's May 15th, 2032.

 

I wish for a F-22.

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but you fly it in a no flying zone and the government shoots it down.

 

 

I wish for a wish to wish for.

[dangershy]

Granted, but the egg literally falls, and cracks open, killing the egg, and just leaving egg whites and yolk.

 

I wish for an uncorrupted wish so I can wish to be a wolf.

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but now you have no more wishes.

 

I wish for wings that i can fly with!