Corrupt-A-Wish

[Saiph]

Granted, but it had to go somewhere and you were the closest......

 

I wish I had a slushie machine in my bedroom.

[iRorschachBot]

Granted. You're a homeless person that sleeps in the 7-11 at night.

 

I wish for an end to world hunger. (Now whoever corrupts it will look like a jerk ))

[chee]

Granted, but I don't look like a jerk

 

I wish that I had money for college

[iRorschachBot]

Granted, off to the (free) Community college.

 

I wish that the words box didn't rhyme with a certain word, and that when I'm tiepin like dis it didn't autocorrect and change it.

Edited July 10, 2011 by iRorschachBot

[rawr0401]

Granted it now rhymes with your name.

 

I wish a for a puppy

[Shalarean]

Granted, it chews up all your shoes.

 

I wish my brother had a better attitude.

[Lalasa]

Granted, he becomes such a goody-two shoes your mom gives him extra dessert while you're sent to your room, grounded.

 

I wish my sick fish would be healthy.

Edited July 10, 2011 by Lalasa

[loftiicry]

Granted, there is now a bowl of vegetables in your fish tank.

 

I wish my puffer fish didn't bite me when I fed him.

[rawr0401]

Granted instead he murders puppies and leaves them in your room.

 

I wish i had a puffer fish

[Lalasa]

Granted, it's a gigantic one that impales you when he puffs up.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

[Durppie]

Granted, you become dumber.

 

I wish I had a bag of spicy shrimp crackers.

[rawr0401]

Granted but the bag is a made of steel and you cant open it.

 

I wish i had a candy bar

[Lalasa]

Granted, they're so spicy you can't rid your mouth of its super spicy taste. Even if you try water and sugar.

 

I wish I had a kitten.

[iRorschachBot]

Granted, but the kitten is the next incarnation of Satan. He eats your soul.

 

I wish mudkip had been named mudlick.

[Lalasa]

Granted, mudlick is full of mud, and he licks you. He also had weaker attacks now, and is below magikarp. No one likes mudlick.

 

I wish I could win the lottery.

[rawr0401]

Granted you win the lottery.... to be stoned to death.

 

 

I wish i had a nice magic fairy

[Lalasa]

Granted, this nice magic fairy becomes corrupted and flies after you trying to blast you with a dark magic laser.

 

I wish I was Flandre Scarlet.

 

[Merryier12]

Granted, but someone poisons you and you revert back to your regular self

 

I wish i had a kitten

[hgfggg]

Granted, but the kitten is a witch, and she takes all your life to switch back(Ref: Irish Legend)

 

I wish for a territory the size of a town. If you can't corrupt that, I wish it was spring all year.

[earwig]

Granted. It does stay spring all year, but you suffer from terribly hayfever.

 

I wish that I had a nyan cat.

[hgfggg]

Granted, but it annoys you, and when you put it a soundproof foot-thick walled box, The box explodes in horrble sound.

 

I wish I had a squeak.

[KRABBIT]

Granted, but it will make you really annoyed.

 

 

I wish I could shapeshift.

[rawr0401]

Granted but you can only shapeshift into a piece of poop.

 

I wish i had an iphone.

[hgfggg]

granted, but it's the Iphone -100000: an Abacus.

 

I wish for that lightbulb to destroy us with all the vaccum energy.

[Kiran]

Granted, but now you're dead.

 

I wish I could control water.

Edited July 13, 2011 by Backup77