Corrupt-A-Wish

[arula]

Granted. You are given the ability to make your eyebrows crawl all over your face. Then you forget how to turn it off.

 

I wish I had a really nice hairbrush.

[Dracoscar]

Granted, but when you brushed your hair with it it made your hair even more tangled.

 

I wish there would be more MLP: FiM episodes.

'd while editing my post to add in my wish, now you have 2 nice brushes, one that makes your hair more tangly and one that is made out of hair. Congrats, now go make 2K off of them.

Edited August 28, 2011 by Dracoscar

[jerusha]

Granted. One really nice brush, made out of long flowing hair. How useless.

 

Apparently I wish I had a better memory.

[dangershy]

@Dracoscar - I will not corrupt that wish because it is so epic.

Your wish has been granted.

 

@jerusha - Haaai! It's Mare-luxia from the IRC! 8D granted, but your memory gets so good that you remember too many things and so your brain expodes.

 

I wish that I was a wolf, but nothing could hunt me, I could hunt anything, I ate when I wanted, And I was perfect in every single way, and I was an orange wolf with black stripes, and was never killed and I was never thought of as a tiger. >8D

Edited August 28, 2011 by dangershy

[RainSpirit]

Wish granted, but you are a wolf that has a brain of a fish.

 

I wish there will be more chapters out of the manga I'm reading o.o

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but you spil water on it and the ink blurs making you unable to "Read" it

 

I wish for more free time.

[jerusha]

Granted - and you spend all of it here.

 

I also wish there were more MLP FiM episodes. Owait, that was granted without corruption. YAY!

 

I wish the next Doctor Who episode was airing RIGHT NOW.

Edited August 28, 2011 by jerusha

[Missingheart]

Granted, but it was only half an episode because it wasn't finished.

 

I wish I could eat a cookie right now.

[White_dragon_2k9]

Granted, but there's beetles instead of chocolate chips in them.

 

I wish that I could fly.

[Dragonwing1234]

Granted, but then you crashed into a plane.

 

I wish for soap.

Edited August 28, 2011 by Dragonwing1234

[Missingheart]

Granted, but it smells gross.

 

I wish for my music to start playing. > : (

Edited August 28, 2011 by Missingheart

[Engiype]

Granted, but you can't get the box open.

 

EDIT: Ninja'd. New one: Granted, but it's JB.

 

I wish for a CB Gold Tinsel that won't get sick and is guaranteed to mature perfectly and produce only more Tinsels as offspring.

Edited August 28, 2011 by Engiype

[hotbottleo'water1]

Granted, but then your scroll is burned.

 

I wish.

Edited August 28, 2011 by hotbottleo'water1

[Missingheart]

Granted, but since there was no wish it didn't happen

 

I wish for my ears back, since JB burned them off 2 posts ago.

[Dragonwing1234]

Granted, but they're deformed.

 

I wish for a smiley face.

[Engiype]

Granted, but it's giving you the finger.

 

I wish for NO MORE FLOOD CONTROL!

[jerusha]

Granted, but now the forums are overrun with tons of spam.

 

I wish they'd make a live-action Trigun.

[RainSpirit]

Granted, but it sucks.

 

I wish I didn't have these bug bites o.o

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but now you have cat bites instead and you also have rabies

 

 

 

I wish for another fluffy Pillow ( a pillow not a dragon) >.<

[RainSpirit]

Wish granted, but it uses your own hair (so now you're bald) and a bunch of gross things to fluff it up

 

I wish for some yummy beef stew....

[Catlover3288]

Granted, but after you eat one spoonful a giant hairy pillow falls in the bowl.

 

I wish for more hair!

Edited August 29, 2011 by Catlover3288

[RainSpirit]

Wish granted, you get a nice amount of hair- on your armpits.

 

I wish for manga books

[Th New Guy]

Wish granted, but all the pages in the all manga books are blank.

 

I wish dragons were real.

[RainSpirit]

Wish granted, but they all hate you.

 

I wish that the day could be longer...

[jerusha]

Granted. It's the newly released Fools Gold dragon, that has the same egg descrip as a real Gold, but is common as dirt.

 

I wish I had a magic flying carpet.