Posted July 13, 2011 Granted, but you can only control sewer water. I wish for an incorruptible wish that shall not kill me, take my soul, destroy me, detain the civilization of the Earth, damage me, damage my self esteem, mutilate me, detain me, attack my family, make me insane, or be corrupted in some strange corruptible way. HA. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2011 #2: No making 'incorruptible' wishes, and if you do, they will be corrupted anyways, period. You don't get a wish at all x3 Meh. I wish I could FLY 8D /shot Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2011 Oh okay. I don't remember that. Granted, but you fly into a lightningrod and a thunderbolt strikes you. I wish for the power to grant otehr people's wishes! 8D /shot Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2011 Granted, here are tickets to a plane. I wish I could see Xemnas's reaction to when a fangirl glomps him from out of nowhere. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2011 Granted, he then becomes shocked and kills you. I wish for nothing. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2011 Granted, you wish for nothing, there is nothing left. I wish for a cake that's not a lie. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2011 Granted, but its full of the blood of seals, and you get hunted down by all of the animal rights groups. I wish for... the ability to help other people who need it most, not just those who desire material possessions. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2011 Granted, but then everyone on the planet has heard of you and are pretending to be in need so you get overstressed and die. I wish this thread no longer existed. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2011 gran-HEY! granted, but fail in life for you. ~I wish hotbottle hadn't posted that. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2011 GRANTED! but he's/she's still there cuz my powers are not that strong.. I wish I had a puppy! Share this post Link to post
Posted July 13, 2011 (edited) Granted. Your puppy has aids. I wish I had gone back in time to kill myself. (I wish to make a paradox) Edited July 13, 2011 by iRorschachBot Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2011 Granted, but the universe and all parallel universes get confused and blow up. I wish the universe and all parallel universes didn't get blown up. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2011 Granted, but Palkia Gets pissed at Dialga and Giratina's like "Hey guy's" In a very gay way and then Arceus is like "Screw that, I'm blowing all this crap up anyway. I wish Giratina was not gay. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2011 Granted But now he is a bisexual I wish for more wishes Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2011 Granted, but that one wish was your only wish so the wish that you just wished for backfired so you wished you'd never wished for it. I wish Giratina would get angry at this crazy thread and blow it up, then ask it out. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Granted. But this thread has a magical force field that backfires Giratina's attack and it dies. I wish for peace in the world. Edited July 14, 2011 by XxdragicexX Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2011 Granted. But due to the magnitude of the wish, it only works in the small island of Madagascar. I wish that there could be a huge meeting where DC members could meet one another. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 14, 2011 (edited) Granted but you dont get to go. I wish i had a shaymin Edited July 14, 2011 by rawr0401 Share this post Link to post
Posted July 15, 2011 Granted, but it gets stuck in Sky Form and attacks you because it feels like it and is annoyed that it is stuck in Sky Form and always gets x4 damage from ice attacks. I wish for Minecraft and a super-fast computer to run it on. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 15, 2011 Granted, you have the beta version of Minecraft Classic Multiplayer, and only one server is still running. That man died at his computer and said computer will be removed as evidence in approximately five minutes. I wish that they had included more cake in Portal 2. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 15, 2011 Granted, but someone else ate it first I wish tha people who wrote movies would stick to the books EXACT storyline, i really don't care if it's 5 hours long... HP7P2 had this problem Share this post Link to post
Posted July 15, 2011 Granted, but a lot of movies didn't get made due to complications. For example, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy movie was not made due to phrases in the book such as: "Nothing happened. After a moment, more nothing happened." Many, many movies were not made due to this type of problem. Now, very few book-based movies exist, none being Harry Potter. I wish that I knew if Porcupines could swim. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 15, 2011 Granted, you transformed into a porcupine to know if they could swim. I wish that I have magical powers. Share this post Link to post
Posted July 15, 2011 (edited) Granted, but then you try to heal a scratch, and kill yourself because of using too much magic. I wish I had three more kittens that will not die, get sick, or run away, or hate me. Edited July 15, 2011 by GoingUnder71 Share this post Link to post
Posted July 15, 2011 Granted but you cant see them or touch them. I wish i had a ppool full of chocolate Share this post Link to post
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