Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise doesn't.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Not if I actually have to do them!

 

Corvik shortchanged me.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise still hasn't paid me back for that loan I gave them back in 2006.

 

I know its hard to use ATMs when you have hooves and are made out of fire but come on!

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Lovecats doesn't actually like biscuits. Not even oreos.

 

 

 

 

[Lovecats]

SomeRandomCorviknight tried to lock me in their cupboard after I criticised their taste in biscuits.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats pretended being locked in the cupboard was her plan the whole time. But it was really cramped in there or it was until she started shoving things into c**space.

[Docthings]

Sunrise wanted to make a Halloween decoration out of me so they locked me up until the holiday rolled around. Thankfully I escaped.

[Lovecats]

Docthings can actually code real people in python, and has a whole DIY YouTube library dedicated to the topic.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Lovecats got eaten by a python-coded python coded by docthings and both died and got a headache

[Lovecats]

Corvi went down the Harry Potter fanfiction rabbit hole and never came back.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats got in a green rowboat on a moonlit night and fell in love with an eagle owl. The eagle owl also loved her, but as a meal.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is actually a ditto, not a dragon.

[Docthings]

Corvik has a doppelganger that they use to play pranks on people and I will NOT fall for it a ninth time. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings pushed me into the flooding river, just for a seat in a taxi.

[Docthings]

I asked you politely to give up the seat and yet you still declined, what else was I supposed to do?

 

Sunrise tries badmouthing me to Corvik in an attempt to get them to revoke my 60% Taxi discount.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings knows where catstaff is and isn't telling us.

[Lovecats]

Sunrise has participated in over a hundred sausage-making contests across the world but has never revealed what makes their sausages taste so good.

[Docthings]

I can never get a pet bird as Lovecats always eats them the first chance they get.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings definitively isn't working on something that might eat us all.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise is looking forwards to the best thing since sliced bread - carnivorous bread! Preorder now from DocThings Inc™.

[Docthings]

Lovecats is the co-founder of DocThings Inc™.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings decides when Halloween AP time is over and Earthquakes all the eggs at the same time. There are no unaffected, only survivors and nonsurvivors.

[Lovecats]

Sunrise refused to attend the COP26 summit on grounds that they were worried the Scottish weather could dampen their flame.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats texted them all and told them I was Irish and burning methane.

[Lovecats]

Sunrise aims to go carbon neutral by 2030 by converting their hellhorse flame source from methane to biogas.