Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Docthings]

Corvik gets way too easily distracted by cat boppers.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Docthing hates catboppers after one ate their phone.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's @SomeRandomCorviknight 's fault that I got nuttin' for Christmas, because somebirdi snitched on me.

[Lagie]

Long got nuttin' for Christmas after dying in a mishap with Santa's sleigh.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lagie has deeply hidden homocidal tendencies.

[Docthings]

Sunrise won't stop trying to convince Lagie to commit arson with them.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings was fooled by @Lovecats disguise.

[Docthings]

Sunrise knows that I know that they know that I know that Lovecats disguise was dodgy at best.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings isn't covering up her gullibility.

[Docthings]

Sunrise was supposed to buy fireworks for New Year's. Instead they took the firework money and dipped.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I totally got the fireworks, but @Lagie poured water on them!

 

Docthings is making constructs out of bones and rags like in The Bone Maker by Sarah Beth Durst, and animating them with forbidden magic and mana stolen from dragons with the Dark affinity.

[Lagie]

On 12/27/2021 at 10:52 AM, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Lagie has deeply hidden homocidal tendencies.

Oops. You weren't supposed to tell them that.

 

Long_Before_Sunrise embeds conspiracy theory messages in every cookie they send.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Lagie keeps eating the cookies before she sends them. (also happy new year depending on your timezone!)

[Docthings]

Corvik likes to dip their cookies into a can of Heinz Beans before taking a bite.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings took my frosting and sprinkles away from me!

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise Kidnapped me and turned me into a giant chicken

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Scarlett exploded when i asked her why she is " In love with a bomb "

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvi sometimes uses the theme park's Tunnel Of Love as a shortcut during a taxi run.

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise Stole all my beef jerky and buried it under a chicken coop

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Scarlet_claw eats Cheetos with chopsticks out of fear of the orange dust getting on her hands.

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise challenged me to a rap battle and won because I rage quitted

Edited January 9, 2022 by Scarlet_claw

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Lagie was going to serve fresh doughnuts in the CPA thread this morning, but @Scarlet_claw fed them all to her Cloudplumes. Even the eclairs.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise invented a storage catplume 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvi collects uranium glass and is waiting for their superpowers to emerge.

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise NEVER edits her replies to try to make me respond quicker