Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Docthings]

Sunrise trapped me in a box and shipped me all the way to Jaipur, India. Lovely place, but the walking back home on foot was a pain.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You said it cost too much to take the taxi there. Did you get the 'spices'?

 

 

[Docthings]

Sorry, I didn't get the 'spices' as I was too busy trying not to get runover. Maybe next time.

 

Sunrise has been standing at my bed watching me sleep for the past 4 days. ... _ _ _ ...

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings wasted that entire trip and disappointed everyone. 

 

 

And apparently is immune to guilt tripping.

[Docthings]

But I'm not immune to flames. So if you could see your hellhorse self out of my house before you set it aflame that would be very much appreciated. 

 

Sunrise has pyromaniac tendencies.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings fed me nitroglycerin in sugar when I didn't immediately leave.

What happened was not my fault!

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise sent several hitmen and hitwoman after me thanks to the rumors I was spreading faster than peanut butter...

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Hypothesis confirmed. It takes a woman to do the job of three men for 3/4ths of the pay.

Scarlet_Claw is made of jelly.

[Docthings]

Sunrise doesn't appreciate my ever-expanding frog collection.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I love frogs, but not in my bathtub and sink. Hand me the aquarium net, there's one in the toilet.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise is lying so they don't get dropkicked by the frog lovers of the internet.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corviknights can't kick. They're not turkeys playing soccer. 

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise has bought a private island using money they stole from Mr. Beast's cat

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's more of a sandbar and the alligators are willing to fight for possession.

@Scarlet_claw sent the alligators.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise ordered the cat tree of wish, expecting one of these. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvi did an aerial drop of cats in parachutes.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise didnt appreciate this, for unknown reasons.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@SomeRandomCorviknight doesn't know what happens when cats find a pile of sand.

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise Is hoarding frozen kidneys... for some reason

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Scarlet_claw 's curiousity will lead her into sunny, happy, holly jolly adventures. Not the other kind.

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise Threatened me to reply with a nerf gun

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Scarlet_claw  has a Youtube video where she walks an dog with artificial mistletoe tied to its curly tail through a dog park.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise's favourite hobby is watching 5 minute crafts.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@SomeRandomCorviknight 's family buys all of Corvi's gifts from the 99 Cents store and 75% off bins.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise didnt want the 99 cent cat bopper