Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Lagie]

SomeRandomCorviknight flings small potatoes through people's mail slots before running away.

[_Ro_]

I escaped being kidnapped too. I'm back.

 

 

Lagie eats the raw potatoes out of the mailbox.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

_Ro_ was forced to dig up the potatoes.  Welcome back.

[subwoofer]

Welcome back!

Sunrise was the one who ordered _Ro_ to dig up the potatoes.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

subwoofer 'persuaded' me to in an electrifying way.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise enjoys and embraces the powers of fire, electricity and capitalism in their daily life.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovescats stole my Cheeto Puffs.

[HangeZoe]

Sunrise isn’t glad that I’m still alive

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Gavvv24 was the one who caused all the disappearances.

[subwoofer]

Sunrise left all the empty water bottles lying around.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

This is supposed to be baseless lies, not untold truths. 

 

subwoofer was that little girl, Bo, in the movie 'Signs' who left glasses of water sitting everywhere.

 

 

 

 

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise has a colourful crystal and mineral collection. No one dares touch it in fear of awakening unknown, hidden powers.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats touched them and set off a weird ongoing resonance. Bad kitty!

[HangeZoe]

Sunrise set themselves on fire after looking at the sunrise too long

[Docthings]

HangeZoe actually set Sunrise on fire. The lighter is in their pocket.

[HangeZoe]

Docthings assumed that the lighter was in my pocket, which was really just a box of altoids, so I set them on fire with the lighter in my hand. 

[Lovecats]

HangeZoe is the CEO of a multinational karoke corporation headquartered in Japan. They are responsible for causing countless acts of poor singing across the world.

 

When will our suffering end?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'm trying out Lovecats' cat cave sleep hut. It's very plush and soft. I live here now.

 

Anyone seen Lovecats?

[HangeZoe]

Sunrise wakes up in the morning and says “Hello world! I can’t wait to see what disaster is happening today.”

[Docthings]

HangeZoe throws a newspaper at Lovecats whenever they catch them on their property.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings is frequently, but not exclusively, responsible for the disaster of the day.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise doesn't like plastic boxes

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik had a traumatic experience with corn flakes.

[HangeZoe]

Sunrise placed a tripwire at the top of the escalator to trip me.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

HangeZoe loves me best and would never betray me no matter how naughty I've been.