Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Lagie poisoned the scones 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik served them anyway. Also @Lagie carries emergency prunes.

Edited August 26, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lovecats]

Sunrise is 100% immune to poison and so was the only one to enjoy the scones.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovescats' house is infested with the worst kind of ghosts ever. 

Spoiler

ghost cookies

 

[Docthings]

Sunrise slayed an entire family of cookies right before my eyes.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings livestreamed it to Russia.

As a kids show.

Called Happy Fun Pony Time.

[Lovecats]

The cookie scene was set in my house. It took 15 hours to calm down Sunrise after that. Ghost cookies are notoriously possessive (they are high in sugar.)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

There are still hoofprints on Lovecats' ceilings and walls.

[Docthings]

Sunrise convinced me to make them gravity boots. Everything was going well but then it all went downhill when we payed a visit to Lovecats.

[Lovecats]

Luckily, Docthings agreed to pay for the damages upon noticing a serious technical fault with the gravity boots (their incompatiblity with hellhorses.)

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats is actually suing Docthings. 

 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise was the lawyer

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lies! I was Exhibit B evidence.

 

Corvik was thrown out of the courthouse for eating sunflower seeds.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise has a personal vendetta against seeds

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvik made me do their homework and household chores!

 

Spoiler

 

Edited August 31, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lovecats]

Sunrise confirms that their OC is a summonable MLP:FiM hellhorse and that they wouldn't want it any other way. 😌

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats was planning an insurrection, but fell asleep in the middle of it and dreamed of being hunted by a Mickey Mouse army.  🎶M I C K E Y M O U S E 🎶

[Docthings]

Sunrise made me sit through the entirety of the Logistics movie three. times.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Docthings collects pet chrome tabs.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I lowered @SomeRandomCorviknight 's loft bed and they remained in the same place, sleeping in midair. 

I'm thinking demonic possession.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise doesn't understand that Corvi's feathers are imbued with magical essences (part of their daily feathercare routine), which causes them to float, well, like a feather.

[Docthings]

Lovecats collects Corvik's feathers like cards and hopes to collect them all one day.

[Lovecats]

Docthings would gladly pick up all the pigeon feathers in their local area only to stuff them into a cupboard, never to be seen again.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Someone put up a bunch of fliers warning people to not let hellhorses have any sweets and I have my suspicions about who it was. 🐾

[Lovecats]

Sunrise becomes a major threat to the environment during Autumn due to their natural tendencies to spread fire and destroy whole forests. 🍂