Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Lovecats killed a Pidgeon in the yard with a flamethrower.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I was the flamethrower and I got blamed unfairly!

Edited November 6, 2021 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise was not only the flamethrower, but the bird, lovecats and the yard. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Lovecats trusted Corvi when Corvi said my aim was good.

The grass was all overgrown and thickly thatched, anyway. I thinned it out!

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise plans on making a sentient toaster

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Out of Corvi. Docthings will help.

[Eggy0]

Sunrise is a terrible baker! Whenever a recipe calls for two cups of sugar, they only put in one and a half 😱

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Eggy is the person who puts 20 teaspoons of sugar in their tea.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

1 hour ago, Eggy0 said:

Sunrise is a terrible baker! Whenever a recipe calls for two cups of sugar, they only put in one and a half 😱

Wait, this is supposed to be baseless lies.

 

Corvi charged @Docthings the regular Corvitaxi rate while telling her she was getting a 60% discount.

[Eggy0]

3 hours ago, Long_Before_Sunrise said:

Wait, this is supposed to be baseless lies.

Was it not baseless? Lol

 

Sunrise secretly loves eating strawberries dipped in barbeque sauce.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Eggy unrolls their sushi and eats the things separately. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvi is the reason my imaginary friend insulted how I look.

[Lovecats]

Long_Before_Sunrise has a secret plastic flamingo graveyard in their back garden.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

They don't belong on front lawns! This is not *checks notes* the Galápagos Islands!

Lovecats is good at keeping secrets. She doesn't blab to the entire forum!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

This hellhorse has perfect manners.

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise stole all of my bagels and then turned into and 18-foot baguette

Edited November 25, 2021 by Scarlet_claw

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

This was before I discovered @Scarlet_claw had eaten her way through the sub fillings. 

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

the leaves in @Long_Before_Sunrise's signature gif are actually fine sheets of chocolate.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvi is secretly a very large turkey fighting extradition to North America.

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is actually A LIZARD PERSON

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I'm being accused by an actual lizard person. 

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise Works for the FBI and wants to kidnap me so they can run tests on me!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Scarlet_claw is no longer with us. That thing she had going on with the bomb? Well, it wasn't a gentle letdown on her part.

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise  knows what I did last summer

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Ah frick Whitty exploded...)

Edited December 3, 2021 by Scarlet_claw

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Scarlet_Claw paid me in sugary sweets to 'forget' what she did last summer.