Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Scarlet_claw would never keep me waiting a week.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise stole all of the christmas cookies.

[Scarlet_claw]

@SomeRandomCorviknight is actually possessed by a lizard person who eats too much ramen noodles

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Scarlet_claw hasn't changed her persona more often than her underwear.

[Scarlet_claw]

(Thats true though) @Long_Before_Sunrise can't find their snickers

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Scarlet_claw actually got hacked and did NOT mean to rickroll me.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@SomeRandomCorviknight poked at your Shumoga eggs with their talons and Earthquake didn't work becausethe hatchlings were too scared to come out.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise stole all the brownies.

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise was the hacker

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

There weren't any brownies. @IzzyCat91 made Mississipi Mud Pies, not brownies. 

And @Scarlet_claw kicked everyone else out of the kitchen.

 

[IzzyCat91]

(Ooooh, Mississippi Mud Pies sound delightful!)

 

@Long_Before_Sunrise absconded with a good amount of my pies!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

No one knows Izzy traded @_Terminus24 to the Lunar Heralds for the liquid in the bottle.

Not even me.

[_Terminus24]

Wut? Sorry guys, been absent for quite a while lol. May I say happy new year to all 🙏

@Long_Before_Sunrise the only thing I know you traded to me was a can of bear and I remember we had a good time, so... 😬

 

 

 

P.S: I'm sorry if I'm not that great of liar lol

 

 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@_Terminus24 is so skilled at lying that he can fool you into believing he's bad at lying.

 

nobody ask how i made a bear fit in a can.

Edited January 19, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I figured out why some traders put their name on the Want line in Trading Hub. They're trying to get their souls back from @catstaff

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis the real soul-stealer, and is simply attempting to frame me, who am but a humble servant of felines.

[L4D2]

@catstaff claims to be a servant of felines but is actually A SERVANT OF CANINES!! 😣

[catstaff]

@L4D2plans on leading the Zombie Apocalypse.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff plans on following behind the zombies and looting.

[Scarlet_claw]

@Long_Before_Sunrise Kidnapped my Dragon

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Scarlet_claw lets her dragons roam off-leash. How was I supposed know it wasn't the AP?

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise  keeps robbing everyone's abandoned vampire eggs, and blaming the dragons on people's scrolls. 

[Scarlet_claw]

@SomeRandomCorviknight Stole my pepper plants and is holding them for a ransom of quail feathers

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Scarlet_claw tried to help @AsymDoll13 get the flurries to stick, but the instructions were unclear and now Asymdoll is all sticky and covered with fake fur swatches.

[AsymDoll13]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is plotting world domination using cookie cutters and glue.