Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AsymDoll13 made classic red cutouts of cupids, but the bows fire real arrows.

[AsymDoll13]

@Long_Before_Sunrise told me that I smelled funny. Even though I don't smell at all. Except like chocolate ice cream (that I managed to spill on my shirt). 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AsymDoll13 made everyone want chocolate ice cream, but...

[AsymDoll13]

@Long_Before_Sunrise likes to lie about me, because I'm the best person on the site. That ice cream was mine. 

[catstaff]

@AsymDoll13plans to win the Miss Universe pageant by bribing the judges with their ice cream.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff stole all new release eggs in November and January!

Edited January 30, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisebelieves silly t-shirts.

 

Edited January 30, 2022 by catstaff

[Lovecats]

catstaff is a long-standing admirer of the Montanian dental floss industry.

[catstaff]

2 hours ago, Lovecats said:

catstaff is a long-standing admirer of the Montanian dental floss industry.

If Dave Murray and Steve Harris are working for them, yes, yes I am! 🤣🤣🤣

 

@Lovecats secretly prefers parrots to cats.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Catstaff doesn't follow Pusheen Lore

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@SomeRandomCorviknight cheats when playing Uno. There aren't that many Draw Four Change Color cards in the deck!

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis really Twilight Sparkle going through a goth phase, and isn't really a hellhorse at all.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's all a lie. @catstaff tells nothing but lies!

 

Edited February 1, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Docthings]

Sunrise has never been able to conform to the fact that they're just a regular 'ol pony, and not a hellhorse.

[catstaff]

@Docthingsrefuses to confirm or deny if they'll need to be placed in the sharps box for safety.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Catstaff  is allergic to comic sans

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvi never overcharges Docthings for cab fare.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise stole all the marshmallows.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvi stuffed catstaff's pillow with them.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisestole all my pillows.

[Docthings]

Catstaff filled all of my pillows with cement. Now I have to go to the ER for plopping my head down onto my pillow after a hard day's work.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Docthings faceplants into pillows.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise doesn't.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Corvi has an elaborate altar set up for Ovinnik, Sekhmet, Freya, and Ceridwen.

The smell of catnip is kinda overwhelming.

[SomeRandomCorviknight]

Sunrise steals the erasers from the drawer and uses them to make giant statues of popcat