Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff knows very well those were inside dogs.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseactually believes she can train a Great Dane to use a litterbox.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff likes to drink pickle juice

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff wishes for industrial sized litter boxes.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise wants to have whatever substances I'm on, which is none

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing Gimme your endorphins!

 

RegalPlumewing was banned from the bowling alley, because that was a watermelon, not a bowling ball.

 

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise needs more endorphins

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

This is supposed to be baseless lies, not awkward truths.

 

@RegalPlumewing Adventure team was all DPS, no tank and no healer.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise spends entirely too much time reading MLP fanfiction

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing sold my phone because Slitherie Boi was jonesing for catnip.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is stalking me and found out the nickname I gave to my cat

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingreupholstered my chairs to match her cat's fur.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff hates it when people beg for likes

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing complains that DC Forums has no comment upvote system

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisekeeps circulating petitions to prevent a comment upvote system from being established on the DC forums.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff keeps using my petitions to line Todd's cage.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisesteals the used cage liners from Todd to shred up for fertilizer.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff wants to know who Todd even is

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing is now referring to herself as catstaff in the third person.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise has a secret Discord with their friends where they all plan to take over DC

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingis secretly organizing a trip to Download for Todd and all his friends.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff’s favorite activity as a kid was throwing acorns at the neighbor’s chickens

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingkeeps trying to unionize the chickens.

[Lagie]

@catstaff took all the chickens into space.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@Lagie provided the Savage Sow Hen space shuttle.

Edited May 31, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise