Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[RegalPlumewing]

@IzzyCat91 is going to go into these drawers. Leave the drawer in the furthest corner.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing hasn't realized she has to pay me first to move furniture.

[IzzyCat91]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is a tyrant of a landlord.

[catstaff]

@IzzyCat91constantly gets mistaken for Izzy Stradlin.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff likes to steal expensive cat treats from the grocery store to bribe her employers with

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing works an unauthorized car valet and "test drives expensive vehicles to make sure everything is in working order."

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise has received a few noise complaints from the neighbors, after last Friday night’s party where they took too many jello shots

Edited June 5, 2022 by RegalPlumewing

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing is attacking my Second Amendment rights!

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisereally wants a flamethrower to replace her paintball gun.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff was at that party and thinks they kissed @Long_Before_Sunrise, but they forgot

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingseems to be mistaking me for Katy Perry. I'm flattered!

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff finds some new railway every day

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing puts rainbow sprinkles on her hamburger.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is a huge night owl who goes to bed shortly before sunrise and wakes up long after sunrise 

[IzzyCat91]

7 hours ago, catstaff said:

@IzzyCat91constantly gets mistaken for Izzy Stradlin.

That would be fine by me! lol

 

@RegalPlumewing likes to eat the icing off cupcakes and leave the actual cake.

[RegalPlumewing]

@IzzyCat91 has a stash of countryball comics hidden away on their computer 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

1 hour ago, RegalPlumewing said:

@Long_Before_Sunrise is a huge night owl who goes to bed shortly before sunrise and wakes up long after sunrise 

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BASELESS LIES.

 

@RegalPlumewing cosplays Ooola from the Alley Oop comic at Halloween when she goes trick-or-treating, because she delights in no one being able to guess who she is supposed to be.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisebaked a birthday cake for Nicko McBrain.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff is obsessed with Finnish heavy metal bands

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingis really, really good at remembering that this thread is supposed to be all about posting baseless lies, and not about posting absolute truths.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff wants to buy a Finlandball plush

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingis still waiting for her Hogwarts letter to arrive.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff is jealous of the person who owns the dragon named Emppu

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing almost drowned in a puddle on the sidewalk.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseattempted to get some people out of her house by calling, "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!"