Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[catstaff]

Banned because I don't want to break my teeth.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff definitely did not post in the wrong thread

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingfinds it astounding that time is fleeting.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff is banned for letting Summer loose... yes, that's the reason. *nod nod*

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis secretly eager for zucchini season.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff wants to join my Discord so bad-

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingprefers to wait for butternut squash season.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff knows pumpkins are superior.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis just trying to get a monopoly on the Pumpkin Spice trade early this year.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff blew up her garden during last year's halloween event!

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisesold me the dragon dung fertilizer that caused the explosion.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff likes horse breeding

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing likes to rub bacon grease on herself then stroll past yards with fenced in dogs.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise plays horse racing games in their spare time

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingknows this because she runs book on those games.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff likes to play pet games

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewinglikes to play Head Games.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff likes to read books about tigers

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingsecretly dreams of becoming a champion golfer.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff told RegalPlumewing that grenades were practice golfballs for newbies.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisehad a massive crush on Bob Ross.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff is a cat pretending to be a human

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingis on a mission to restore the glory of spandex to the fashion world.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff bakes tuna cookies every week.

In piano shapes. Because you can tune piano, but you can't tuna fish.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseraids people's fish tanks to make her sushi.