Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing has mistaken me for @SomeRandomCorviknight

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is misguided

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing was not legally selling those whitewater rafting trips.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise would like to inform her in the case of pumunta

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing actually does bite.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise hates pizza

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing used Ambien as a pizza topping.

I stole the pills while she was distracted by Polandball update.

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewinglikes to dance with the devil by the pale moonlight.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff glows with light at night if you clap your hands three times.

Her mother was a Clapper and her father was a will-o-wisp.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrise's mother was a hamster and her father smelt of elderberries!

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

😮 

@catstaff is declaring war!

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise likes countryponies

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingput the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle.

 

(Not declaring war, just brushing up on movie quotes, lol!)

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff wants to join my discord

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingwould like, if she may, to take you on a strange journey.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I object because @RegalPlumewing is not one of the Beatles.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisejust celebrated her 400th viewing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. (But apparently still doesn't recognize the Criminologist's first line.)

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff is jealous of Zernovi

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

I never actually watched RHPS all the way through.

 

@RegalPlumewing needs to memorize the script to Lost Boys to fit in here.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisewonders if Santa Carla really is the murder capital of the world.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Oh no, she's awake, too.

@catstaff has no proof it's not. The werewolf infestation is unconfirmed, tho.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriselast saw a werewolf drinkin' a piña colada at Trader Vic's... His hair was perfect.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because a little old lady got mutilated last night. Now she's a werewolf.

[catstaff]

Banned because now I'm lost and I'm found... and I'm hungry like the wolf.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Banned because meat is too expensive right now. Have some kibble.