Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff collects Harry Potter merchandise

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing stole my content, and left me with only the dis.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff writes the fanfics and @Long_Before_Sunrise reads them

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing's parents thought dropping dollar coins into her baby food and giving it a good stir before feeding her would give her a silver tongue. Instead she speaks Shoshoni in her sleep.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisecrushed on Sagan and Hawking.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise likes to read catstaff's fanfics

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewinglikes to throw her Polandballs at people's heads.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff's fanfics will forever remain off-limits to the increasingly desperate RegalPlumewing.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis apparently trying to gatekeep my fanfics.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff doesn't know my plans to start gatekeeping her phone next.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisedoesn't know that her taking my phone is all a part of my evil plan.

[RegalPlumewing]

When @catstaff was a kid, she wanted to be a cat when she grew up 

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingthinks we don't know that her wings are made of molted peacock plumes.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

catstaff caused a spontaneous peacock moltage by blasting the park with Iron Maiden music.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisefollowed that Iron Maiden CD-concert with one from Sabaton, causing all the area cats to demand tanks.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff claims to have taught the geese to turn grass into landmines, although the geese were already naturally talented at this.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriserecruited a flock of pigeons as a bomber squadron - freshly washed cars their main targets.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff plants mulberry trees so songbirds can contribute splatter art to the community.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisethinks any large songbird is named Jackson Pollock.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff likes to spout nonsense

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingthinks she's all logical and thoughtful.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff acknowledges I'm obviously the intellectual and scientifically minded one here. Now hand me that thingamajig doodad there.

Edited May 25, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisebows before my ability to find an appropriate song for every occasion.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff failed to come up with a song for when the dogs ate our Christmas gifts which were boxes of knock-off brand Moon Pies.

 

Edited May 27, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisefailed to tell me about that particular incident, but now that I know about it, I found something for the occasion.