Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisesacrificed her vinyl collection on my altar.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff welcomed my dad's old country records that have little to no resale value.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise wants some ice cream

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing goes to the zoo and taunts the monkeys.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise wants to perform gyrosurgery on a snail duo

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingstole the Batsignal and replaced it with a Polandball signal.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff is a huge Batman fan, and is still salty from the time I swapped out her Batman figurines for countryball plushes

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing did this and she doesn't even have fire powers.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis planning a trip to the Bermuda Triangle with Wednesday Addams.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff wants to raise pigs

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing is the deliverer of bad dreams 

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise wants to form a band with me and @catstaff

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing unplugged the chest freezer and let all the chests in it spoil. Now we can't have our Adventures until we get more chests.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise really wanted the loot inside those chests

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingalready looted the chests anyway.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff is attempting necromancy on chicken bones, so if it works,  she can sell her skills to KFC.

Edited June 12, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisedesigned the costumes for Wind Rose's video for Diggy Diggy Hole.

[AsymDoll13]

catstaff doesn't realize that the original song that the cover posted above came from is better. 

Edited June 12, 2022 by AsymDoll13

[RegalPlumewing]

@AsymDoll13 wishes Leafeon were real so they could have their very own

[AsymDoll13]

Regal doesn't understand the point of this thread as this is true. 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@AsymDoll13 once battered and deep fried a cast iron skillet because the cooking instructional said to make sure the skillet had been properly  seasoned.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise reads MLP fanfiction and chats on the Dragon Cave Forums to fill the void of loneliness 

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingwas actually abducted by aliens, which explains why the gynoid impersonating her keeps getting the point of this thread wrong.

[RegalPlumewing]

That legit made me laugh. You get a gold star!

 

@catstaff wishes she spoke Finnish so she could run away with one of the Finnish heavy metal bands she likes to get away from her terrible employers (they sleep half the day)

[catstaff]

Tuo suomalainen muusikko on todella komea. Puhun suomea, mutta vain vähän.

 

(That Finnish musician is really handsome. I speak Finnish, but only a little.)

Spoiler

Left to right, Teemu Mäntysaari, Jari Mäenpää (they're from Wintersun), Tuomas Holopainen, Emppu Vuorinen (they're from Nightwish). I'll let people decide for themselves who "that" really handsome Finnish musician is! 😍

 

@RegalPlumewingis desperately trying to find pictures of handsome Polish musicians to show off here.