Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff told me it'd summon the 'ghost with the most (the most what?) but instead my lair was hit by a meteorite from the constellation of Orion.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisedidn't recognize Beetlejuice's calling card. Either that, or she pronounced it wrong.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff filled my closet with cicadas.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisehid a collection of monarch butterfly cocoons in my cupboards.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff wishes her cats could literally make biscuits 

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingwants to run a kielbasa and pierogi food truck.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff thinks I'm from Poland

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing just admitted  she can't follow instructions in a cookbook.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise spends entirely too much time online 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

This is supposed to be baseless lies, not awkward truths.

 

@RegalPlumewing is sitting around with caramel popcorn, waiting for the January 6th committee hearings to begin. 

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisewants to run a lobster roll food truck.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff knows I didn't succeed in training lobsters to roll over, so I armed crabs baby Predators with knives.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisehas an evil plan to take over the stingray feeding tank at her local aquarium.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff rolls in mud puddles when her employers aren't watching.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise wishes she could kick her internet addiction 

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing started the Emu War.

Edited June 10, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseleads a double life as the leader of a tornado-chasing team.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff listens to heavy metal music instead of sleeping. It has the same effect on her.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing banned herself from her own discord.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise likes to move it move it

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing surrounded my house with Holstein cows wearing countryball helmets.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriserefused to sign the armistice to end the Emu War.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff has a small shrine to a Finnish heavy metal band tucked away in her house 

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingonly wishes she had a shrine to her Polandballs.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff doesn't have a shrine. She has a sacrificial altar built of old cassette tapes.