Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[Lagie]

@Long_Before_Sunrise was the co-pilot.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise's primary plan is to start a new school at 8 a.m. on Monday morning

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing is trying to indoctrinate my hatchlings in a cult.

Edited May 31, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise knows a great way to screw people over and start their day

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing is trying to sell my secrets for cash to buy coins for her app game.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise saw the rise of the Roman Empire in the wake of the Kia uprising

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing is an alcoholic  schoolteacher who proudly displays a framed Xeroxed image of her butt on her bedroom wall and keeps a mimeograph in the corner. 

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise believes that the Elves are a real country

Edited June 1, 2022 by RegalPlumewing

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing can't prove it's not.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrisewants to talk to Aslan about mapping Narnia and a few other countries.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff loves to pet her fluffy kitty witty beans, wittle pinky paws, makes you spout nonsense with cuteness!

[catstaff]

This thread is Baseless Lies, not Absolute Truths!

 

@RegalPlumewingwants to boop the snoot of evwy ickle floofy fuzzball she sees.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff collects cat plushies 

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingis trying to find high-quality taxidermy peacocks to decorate her living room.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff walks a lonely road, the only road that they have ever known

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingknows that the sun may rise in the east but at least it settled in a final location.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff's biggest secret is that the 15th floor of the Silk Road is full of roman ornaments, such as the one you built in the morning

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing is calling at night from a pay phone outside a 1980's diner in a town that doesn't exist. Again.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis stepping into the Twilight Zone. This place is a madhouse, it feels like being cloned.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff is jealous because her employers haven't taught her the secret of crossing dimensions.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis the voice of Never Never Land.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff likes to pet fluffy sheep on the street

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Those sheep were on the street, because @RegalPlumewing was cosplaying the shepherdess doll from Toy Story. Tsk, running around in public in her pantaloons.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunrise let out the border collies when she spotted the sheep.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff plants beer bottles on her coworkers so that they get in trouble for drinking on the job