Post Baseless Lies About the Person Above You

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewinglearned a thing from Charlie, don't you know. You better keep away from Copperhead Road.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff is secretly working for Reddit

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingruns the YouTube algorithm program.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff stole forty cakes. She took forty cakes. That's as many as four tens, and that's terrible. 

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriserefused to give me the bulk discount on said cakes, and I was bringing them to a homeless shelter.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff's employers are not cats, but rather a small council of humans who dress in cat fursuits in the winter and in summer, wear cat-themed clothing, cat ear headbands, and cat masks.

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingis really Selena Kyle in disguise.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff likes to read books about cats

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingaspires to the role of Grizabella.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff desperately needs more reading material

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingis going to write the next NYT bestseller.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff secretly craves the sphere

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingthinks all spheres are cannonballs.

[RegalPlumewing]

@catstaff is a PB denier

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing is referring to peanut butter, not Polandball.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is a compulsive liar

[catstaff]

@RegalPlumewingonce showered someone with spray cheese thinking it was silly string.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff took her employers to see the World's Biggest Ball Of Twine. They're banned from returning.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is jealous of my Ukraineball plush

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing made a large donation to Scandinavia And The World Anonymous.      

 

 

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise is very sad that MLP:FIM came to an end way back in ‘19

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@RegalPlumewing ruined MLP: Fim by not buying enough movie toys to impress Hasbro.

[catstaff]

@Long_Before_Sunriseis currently trying to expand the world of Moomins.

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

@catstaff liked rag dolls. She said it was to practice sewing, but the amount of pins and needles stuck in the dolls was excessive.

[RegalPlumewing]

@Long_Before_Sunrise likes to rickroll people