Posted February 3, 2022 Corvi put the litter box in the unisex school bathroom and enrolled their cat in the school. This is silly, because their cat is so far behind on its classwork. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 @SomeRandomCorviknightloads up random strangers' cars with homegrown zucchini in season. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 heh... I read that that actually happens. catstaff plays mindgames with her hatchlings, invoking love and hate until the dragons are completely dependent on acquiring her approval which she withholds at whim. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 @Long_Before_Sunriseisn't really a cookie artist, they paid someone to decorate the cookies and took all the credit for themself. (I never saw anyone actually open the door of a stranger's car to stick produce inside. But I remember a couple of times as a kid, when our garden was producing more zucchini and tomatoes than we could eat at once, my dad loaded up some boxes with the extras and set them out on a card table by the beach near where we lived, along with a stack of brown paper lunch bags, with a sign that said "The garden's doing too well - help yourself!" The boxes were usually empty within a couple of hours, just in time for the parents to say we needed to go home before we got too badly sunburned.) Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 @catstaff doesn't read, because cats are opaque. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 @Long_Before_Sunriseis secretly training to become a performer at Medieval Times. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 @catstaff keeps trying to put destrier tack on me made of old tires. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 @Long_Before_Sunriseis madly in love with the Green Knight. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 @catstaff set me up with the Rubber Knight. This is uncomfortably kinky. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 4, 2022 @Long_Before_Sunrisewants to rally all the knights from Medieval Times to make a stand against the orange-faced con man. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 @catstaff gave me a bag of cat chow instead of cheddar Chex Mix. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 5, 2022 @Long_Before_Sunrisegave me a bale of hay instead of instant oatmeal packets. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 @Shadowsearcherplans to take over the world with an air force of goshawks. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 @catstaff ate a goshawk ant replaced it with a pigeon lol oopp meant to say and instead of ant Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 @Shadowsearcher also ate a goshawk. We're running out of goshawks. So here's a goose. May the odds ever be in your favor. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 @Long_Before_Sunriseprefers the Goose that used to fly with Maverick. Spoiler Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 (edited) Lies. I never liked Tom Cruise. @catstaff covers all her food in dark red salsa so she can feel lke a successful predator. Edited February 6, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 Cruise played Maverick, not Goose. @Long_Before_Sunriseis sad that they didn't qualify for pilot training due to having hooves. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 catstaff is a afraid of the refrigerator after it 'ate' so many cat toys. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 @Long_Before_Sunriseactually thinks that the cats I serve play with toys. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 6, 2022 @catstaff knows the exact count of how many hapless spiders her 'exalted leaders' eat each week. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 7, 2022 Yep - zero! @Long_Before_Sunrisewon't share the Girl Scout Cookies. Share this post Link to post
Posted February 7, 2022 Those were Girl Scouts? You told me they were hobgoblins hiding their true appearance with glamour. Share this post Link to post
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