The Vending Machine

[MetalDragon]

A grumpy old man steals it and springs out from the vending machine

 

 

I insert my avatar

[KingSpinosaurus]

Your avatar stops moving.

 

I insert a scroll.

[hgfggg]

It's a scroll saying "turn over for dragons". The other side says "turn over for rags of don."

 

 

I insert the dictionary definition of "insert".

[Draconiusultamius]

in·sert

verb

inˈsərt/

1.

place, fit, or thrust (something) into another thing, especially with care.

"a steel rod was inserted into the small hole"

synonyms: put, place, push, thrust, slide, slip, load, fit, slot, lodge, install; More

2.

(of a muscle or other organ) be attached to a part, especially that which is moved.

"the muscle that raises the wing is inserted on the dorsal surface of the humerus"

noun

ˈinˌsərt/

1.

a thing that has been inserted, in particular.

The machine defines 'insert' to everyone.

 

I insert a jumpscare.

Edited June 14, 2015 by Draconiusultamius

[hgfggg]

The jumpscare is a picture of a harrier jet being very loud.

 

I insert five (5) rolex watches. Each of them has been hit with a hammer.

[Naraku]

The smashed Rolex watches fuse and transform into an... expensive Barbie watch.

 

I insert a bacon strip.

[MetalDragon]

Out comes a legion of angry pig warriors that attack you to avenge their kin

 

 

I insert Freddy Fazbear

[KingSpinosaurus]

Freddy Fazbear dies of spontanous combustion.

 

I insert the FNAF guard.

[cippisweetForForums]

He retires and asks you to take his job.

 

I insert another vending machine.

[SULDhasno]

I become amazed at this vending machine-ception and examine the vending machine, only to find that it is just like any vending machine and I chuck it away without even checking it's contents

 

I insert a life into the vending machine.

 

 

[cippisweetForForums]

Tallstar gets mad at you for stealing one of his 9 lives and takes it back.

 

 

EDIT: FORGOTNESS

 

 

I insert The Rise Of Scourge, a Warrior Cats manga

Edited June 15, 2015 by cippisweetForForums

[SULDhasno]

My dog eats it.

 

I insert a Pokemon in it's pokeball into the vending machine. I have no idea what it is.

[Esko]

A Driftblim floats out

 

I insert a Chatzy

[Lady_Xera]

I watch the chatzy, turn very red from embarrassment, then insert a cricket.

 

 

Edited June 16, 2015 by Lady_Xera

[Naraku]

*cricket chirps*

 

I insert a lemonade.

[SULDhasno]

As the saying goes, when life gives you lemonade, drink it saves you from the trouble of making it and best of all it's free (possibly)

 

No that actually isn't a saying it's just common sense

 

But then it could be poisoned

 

Wait a second why would life want to end your life

 

Wait when it refers to 'life' are we talking about someone in particular or just life in general

 

I think life in this case is your life

 

So poisoning it would end itself

 

So that is unlikely

 

What

 

I insert Satoshi into the vending machine

 

 

[KingSpinosaurus]

Satoshi decides to get out since there's no space in here.

 

I insert icecream.

[Stellaluna22]

The ice cream melts and gets all over your hands.

 

I insert a toilet.

[Lady_Xera]

*scratch my head* trying to figure out how the heck you got the toilet into there!! I hit a combo of buttons and make it flush.

 

I insert a toothbrush

[Naraku]

It magicially turns into toothpaste.

 

I insert a Xbox 360 controller.

[Path Light]

I play on a Xbox 360

 

I insert a Red Eyes Black Dragon

[MetalDragon]

The vending machine malfunctions and completely mutilates it

 

 

I insert a Coke

[Path Light]

The vending machine releases the Coke

 

I insert an angry Velociraptor

[Naraku]

The Angry Velicoraptor refuses to be inserted, turns around and slashs Path Light.

 

I insert an emoji.

[SakuraHimitsu]

The emoji becomes a real head, and rolls back out of the machine...

 

I insert a stolen cb thuwed from 2008

Edited June 19, 2015 by SakuraHimitsu