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A grumpy old man steals it and springs out from the vending machine

 

 

I insert my avatar

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It's a scroll saying "turn over for dragons". The other side says "turn over for rags of don."

 

 

I insert the dictionary definition of "insert".

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in·sert

verb

inˈsərt/

1.

place, fit, or thrust (something) into another thing, especially with care.

"a steel rod was inserted into the small hole"

synonyms: put, place, push, thrust, slide, slip, load, fit, slot, lodge, install; More

2.

(of a muscle or other organ) be attached to a part, especially that which is moved.

"the muscle that raises the wing is inserted on the dorsal surface of the humerus"

noun

ˈinˌsərt/

1.

a thing that has been inserted, in particular.

The machine defines 'insert' to everyone.

 

I insert a jumpscare.

Edited by Draconiusultamius

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The jumpscare is a picture of a harrier jet being very loud.

 

I insert five (5) rolex watches. Each of them has been hit with a hammer.

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Out comes a legion of angry pig warriors that attack you to avenge their kin

 

 

I insert Freddy Fazbear

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I become amazed at this vending machine-ception and examine the vending machine, only to find that it is just like any vending machine and I chuck it away without even checking it's contents

 

I insert a life into the vending machine.

 

 

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Tallstar gets mad at you for stealing one of his 9 lives and takes it back.

 

 

EDIT: FORGOTNESS

 

 

I insert The Rise Of Scourge, a Warrior Cats manga

Edited by cippisweetForForums

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My dog eats it.

 

I insert a Pokemon in it's pokeball into the vending machine. I have no idea what it is.

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A Driftblim floats out

 

I insert a Chatzy

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I watch the chatzy, turn very red from embarrassment, then insert a cricket.

 

 

Edited by Lady_Xera

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As the saying goes, when life gives you lemonade, drink it saves you from the trouble of making it and best of all it's free (possibly)

 

No that actually isn't a saying it's just common sense

 

But then it could be poisoned

 

Wait a second why would life want to end your life

 

Wait when it refers to 'life' are we talking about someone in particular or just life in general

 

I think life in this case is your life

 

So poisoning it would end itself

 

So that is unlikely

 

What

 

I insert Satoshi into the vending machine

 

 

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*scratch my head* trying to figure out how the heck you got the toilet into there!! I hit a combo of buttons and make it flush.

 

I insert a toothbrush

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The vending machine malfunctions and completely mutilates it

 

 

I insert a Coke

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The vending machine releases the Coke

 

I insert an angry Velociraptor

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The emoji becomes a real head, and rolls back out of the machine...

 

I insert a stolen cb thuwed from 2008

Edited by SakuraHimitsu

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