Jump to content
Stellaluna22

The Vending Machine

Recommended Posts

It comes out full, but apparently frozen.....

 

I insert a computer mouse

Share this post


Link to post

The Vending Machine begins to ominously rattle from side to side, causing splodges of Dark Matter to coat it. As the Vending Machine crumbles into non-existence, out comes a can of Unicorn Meat.

 

I insert a Nokia.

Share this post


Link to post

Out comes... the same Nokia - in perfect condition. It seems that the vending machine was unable to do anything with it or to it.

 

 

I insert... a picture frame.

Share this post


Link to post

i use the picture frame to hang a photo of kim kardashians......house in my room happy.gif

 

i insert.....a beats headphone

Edited by gad786

Share this post


Link to post

The Vending Machine violently spews ash from it's door flap until in a woosh of heat, out pops a molten dragon egg, 'Almost too hot to touch'..

 

I insert a Vending Machine.

Share this post


Link to post

A scratching noise can be heard from inside the machine for a minute, then out comes a small rock statue carved in the shape of a cat.

 

I insert a pokeball

Share this post


Link to post

The vending machine begins to shake and makes awkward, metallic "coughing" sounds. After it quiets down and stops rumbling, an empty bottle slowly rolls out from below its case.

 

I insert lots of blank paper.

Share this post


Link to post

Out comes a book of ancient hieroglyphics and another book that looks like it is written in Klingon.

 

I insert 2 small tires.

Share this post


Link to post

Out comes one big tire.

 

I insert a long, Doctor Who-style scarf.

Edited by m_overdone

Share this post


Link to post

Out comes a duplicate of Doctor, but unfortunately the scarf got halfway stuck because it was so long.

 

I insert a small, round rock

Share this post


Link to post

Out comes a letter from government. Seems like you're exiled.

 

I insert a singing flamboyant robot.

Edited by JolteonTails

Share this post


Link to post

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.