The Vending Machine

[Mokastar712]

It comes out full, but apparently frozen.....

 

I insert a computer mouse

[StormBirdRising]

Out comes a brand new Mac computer to go with the mouse.

 

I insert a dog collar.

[Draconiusultamius]

Out comes an angry pitbull. Good luck with it!

 

I insert a black hole.

[Lovecats]

The Vending Machine begins to ominously rattle from side to side, causing splodges of Dark Matter to coat it. As the Vending Machine crumbles into non-existence, out comes a can of Unicorn Meat.

 

I insert a Nokia.

[m_overdone]

Out comes... the same Nokia - in perfect condition. It seems that the vending machine was unable to do anything with it or to it.

 

 

I insert... a picture frame.

[gad786]

i use the picture frame to hang a photo of kim kardashians......house in my room

 

i insert.....a beats headphone

Edited September 29, 2015 by gad786

[Cottoncat]

Out comes your favorite musical beats. Yeah!

 

I insert a dragon figure

[Lovecats]

The Vending Machine violently spews ash from it's door flap until in a woosh of heat, out pops a molten dragon egg, 'Almost too hot to touch'..

 

I insert a Vending Machine.

[m_overdone]

The second vending machine pops out again, filled with cans of soda.

 

I insert a recycling bin

[Darien]

Out comes a ten can...

 

Insert a rock...

[Cottoncat]

A scratching noise can be heard from inside the machine for a minute, then out comes a small rock statue carved in the shape of a cat.

 

I insert a pokeball

[Digital Decay]

Out comes a regular golfball.

 

I insert a sack of coffee beans

[StormBirdRising]

Out comes the richest, darkest, most divine coffee ever made.

 

I put in a bag of chocolate coins in gold tin foil.

[Digital Decay]

Out come a couple of actual gold coins and a few chocolate bars.

 

I insert some cat fur.

[StormBirdRising]

 

 

Out comes a rare Himalayan tiger and he looks hungry.

 

I insert a bottle of cough syrup.

[Digital Decay]

The vending machine begins to shake and makes awkward, metallic "coughing" sounds. After it quiets down and stops rumbling, an empty bottle slowly rolls out from below its case.

 

I insert lots of blank paper.

[StormBirdRising]

Out comes a book of ancient hieroglyphics and another book that looks like it is written in Klingon.

 

I insert 2 small tires.

[m_overdone]

Out comes one big tire.

 

I insert a long, Doctor Who-style scarf.

Edited December 10, 2015 by m_overdone

[Cottoncat]

Out comes a duplicate of Doctor, but unfortunately the scarf got halfway stuck because it was so long.

 

I insert a small, round rock

[penguinluv1117]

I look at the rock, but I get bored.

 

So I insert a nuclear bomb.

[Naraku]

Out comes a letter from government. Seems like you're exiled.

 

I insert a singing flamboyant robot.

Edited December 19, 2015 by JolteonTails

[StormBirdRising]

Out comes Mick Jagger dressed in red and pink.

 

I insert a bottle of Gatorade.

[Kajun Kevin]

Out came a live gator!

 

I insert a rotten egg.

[StormBirdRising]

I wrap it up and send it to the AP

 

I insert 10 pounds of crawfish.

[Lovecats]

Out pops an oversized fish ball on a stick.

 

I insert a candy cane.