The Vending Machine

[Naraku]

I steal the contents inside the vending machine, then breaks the glass and escape.

 

I insert an envelope.

Edited June 21, 2015 by JolteonTails

[Mew_1]

The envelope grows feet and waddles out of the vending machine.

 

I insert...a human head.

[Path Light]

The vending machine shakes violently

 

I insert an angry Utahraptor

[Sketch]

It calls for help but due to the loudness of it's call, the machine crushes it with the springs that hold the snacks. (A delicious death indeed)

 

I insert an Andominous Rex.

[Stellaluna22]

The Rex roars and eats a city.

 

I insert Sockpuppet Strangler.

[OriginalMara]

The vending machine turns green, including all its contents.

 

 

I insert an iguana.

[FlameWingzz]

The iguana morphs into a dinosaur and eats the vending machine, then poops it back out.

I insert myself.

[Path Light]

The vending machine rumbles in fear

 

I insert an angry Blue Eyes White Dragon

[MetalDragon]

Out comes a lawsuit from the creators of Yu-Gi-Oh

 

 

I insert Path_Light

[Naraku]

The vending machine goes out of order forever.

 

I insert a warm Mountain Dew soda can.

[Path Light]

The vending machine burps after drinking the Mountain Dew

 

I insert an angry Red Eyes Black Dragon

[Darien]

Out comes a little lizard...

 

I insert a cookie...

[KingSpinosaurus]

The cookie turns into a cookie vending machine and I insert another vending machine.

[Path Light]

The vending machine moves

 

I insert an angry Tyrannosaurus Rex

[Sketch]

The Tyrannosaurus is crushed by the simplicity and small space of the vending machine.

 

I insert a baby Blue Nebula dragon.

[Path Light]

The vending machine rumbles

 

I insert an angry Red Eyes Black Dragon and Velociraptor

[OceanLorde]

Rainbows come out.

I insert a Brimstone Dragon egg that is totally not mine.

[Naraku]

Out comes TJ09 with his mighty banhammer!

 

I insert a robot dog.

[Path Light]

The vending machine rumbles

 

I insert an angry Velociraptor

[Stellaluna22]

The angry velociraptor explodes.

 

I insert a dog.

[Windra]

The dog runs out and barks up the wrong tree, so to speak.

 

I insert a scary vampire.

[Paintra]

The sun rises outside and the vampire burns to a crisp. The ashes blow away with the wind.

 

I insert a sunflower.

[Dawnbane]

The vending machine explodes and Sunflower seeds fly everywhere. I replace the machine.

 

I insert myself.

[bekhamliddell]

You get stuck in the vending machine and are forced to live off mediocre snack food for eternity

 

I insert a washing machine

Edited July 14, 2015 by bekhamliddell

[Darien]

You get a box of Tide...

 

I insert the Wizard of OZ...