The Vending Machine

[Naraku]

Sparkly ruby slippers roll out of the vending machine.

 

I insert a yellow highlighter.

[m_overdone]

A neon yellow sheet of lined paper emerges.

 

I insert an invisibility cloak

Edited July 28, 2015 by m_overdone

[Darien]

Out comes the invisible man...

 

I insert a photon torpedo...

[Naraku]

The vending machine explodes in a million pieces.

 

I insert a raw bacon.

[m_overdone]

Some crispy bacon plops onto a plate for you.

 

I insert a plastic toy horse.

[Darien]

Out pop's Pinkie pie...

 

Insert a Turtle...

[m_overdone]

Out comes a tortoise.

 

I insert a pusheen gif.

[Stellaluna22]

The Pusheen gif turns into Pippyspot's forum avatar.

 

I insert a CB Black egg.

[Digital Decay]

A little confused Alt Black hatchling comes out, blinking.

 

I insert a huge ball of yarn.

[Lemniscate]

A crushed shard of egg comes out and morphs into a magnificent Alt Black dragon.

 

I insert some pepperoni pizza

[m_overdone]

A ball of Pepperoni Yarn comes out.

 

I insert a water bottle.

[Digital Decay]

The vending machine splutters for a bit and then spews a lot of water on you.

 

I insert a towel.

[Naraku]

The vending machine throws in the towel, then shuts down forever.

 

I insert a squid kid.

[Digital Decay]

Out comes a grown octopus.

 

I insert a huge amount of dust.

[Lemniscate]

Out comes some ugly looking glitter, the kind that sticks to you forever and refuses to get off.

 

I insert some blankets

[Digital Decay]

Out comes a sleeping bag.

 

I insert a silly joke.

[Stellaluna22]

The silly joke happens to be this post.

 

I insert a container of Pringles chips.

[Lemniscate]

Out comes some Gyro flavored Lays potato chips (actually had that today, along with Southern Biscuits and Gravy, Truffle Fries, and NY Reuben)

 

I insert a 3DS

[m_overdone]

Mario & Luigi come running out, followed by a bunch of pokemon.

 

I insert a calendar.

[Digital Decay]

You receive a small shard of Time Mana.

 

I insert a black feather.

[m_overdone]

A crow appears. He has found his feather. He has come to sing to you. Forever.

 

I insert a machop pokemon card.

[RitaCowgirl]

Out comes a whole pack of pokemon cards that instantly burn.

 

I insert a book.

[m_overdone]

Out comes a poorly-adapted movie.

 

I insert a bobblehead doll.

[cippisweetForForums]

Out comes the same doll.

 

I insert a Phantom (Animal Jam refs! :3)

[Stellaluna22]

The Phantom happens to be an ancestor of this dear.

 

I insert a pan of dish soap.