The Vending Machine

[m_overdone]

Out come some freshly clean dishes. Try to catch them before they break on the ground!

 

I insert a spiderplant.

[Stellaluna22]

The spiderplant...spiders plants?

 

I insert my dog, a German Shepherd.

[StormBirdRising]

I take the dog home and love him forever.

 

I insert 2 giant chocolate bars.

[EnderEcho]

I nomnom chocolate bars.

I insert a Bayleef.

[MetalDragon]

Out comes a GS Ball for you

 

 

I insert an Inkling

[Stellaluna22]

An inkling...inks stuff.

 

I insert a box of fries. (Or chips, depending on where you live )

[StormBirdRising]

Out come perfectly seasoned fries.

 

I insert a small oasis

[Stellaluna22]

Camels and pyramids flock to the Oasis.

 

I insert a ceiling fan.

[StormBirdRising]

Out comes a complete vacation resort attached to the ceiling fan.

 

I insert a palm tree.

[Darien]

Out comes a lovely bunch of coconuts...

 

I insert a Thunderstorm...

[Digital Decay]

Out come several hundreds of freshly charged batteries.

 

I insert a pound of coffee.

[Darien]

Out come a pound of tea...

 

I insert a a red rose... @-->------

[Dorchadas]

Out come various herbs and I burn them in a voodoo ritual along with Darien's hair.

 

I insert a mini vending machine into the vending machine.

[Cottoncat]

Out comes a confusing mess of two mini vending machines merged together.

 

I insert a silver bell

[Lovecats]

Out comes a feisty little kitten, which proceeds to take the bell off you, and run away to the safety of the next tree. You have been robbed of a bell and are mildly upset.

 

I insert a slice of carrot.

Edited September 23, 2015 by lovecats99

[Mokastar712]

The carrot disintegrates in your hand and you are left with orange powder.

 

I insert a unicorn

[Naraku]

Out comes a lonely letter 'n'.

 

I insert a Roomba.

[Lovecats]

You hear a violent whirring sound, followed by some violent shredding noises coming from the vending machine. After 30 seconds of absolute silence, out comes a ball of dirt and dust, followed by a dab of cheap vanilla ice cream and a Squid keyring.

 

I insert my mixtape.

Edited September 24, 2015 by lovecats99

[Exorian]

The machine freezes over because your mixtape isn't "straight fire fam", and the machine dispenses ice cubes.

 

I insert a claymore.

[StormBirdRising]

Out comes two Scottish sushi chefs, slicing and dicing, with the sound of bagpipes in the background.

 

I insert a small wooden music box.

[m_overdone]

Out comes a small singing tree. It is singing "O, Tannenbaum."

 

I insert a bag of gold glitter.

[StormBirdRising]

Out comes a gold tinsel dragon singing in the rain.

 

I insert a large lump of coal.

[m_overdone]

Out comes a red stocking.

 

I insert a piece of corn.

[Windra]

It comes out popped, with a movie on the side.

 

I insert a normal chicken egg.

[m_overdone]

Out comes a normal chicken. Congratulations, you are its new parent.

 

I insert an empty coffee mug.