The Vending Machine

[MetalDragon]

A bunch of cops come out from the machine and arrest you for stealing a Thuwed

 

 

I insert a Death Note

[Syrup]

Ryuk comes out and gives it back.

 

 

I insert a Crystal Gem

[Path Light]

The vending machine coughs up the gem

 

I insert an angry Spinosaurus

[SULDhasno]

The angry Spinosaurus reveals why it's angry and it's because of you growling so it kills you

 

I insert an anti-Path-Light squad into the vending machine

[Path Light]

The vending machine releases the squad

 

I insert an angry Tyrannosaurus Rex

Edited June 22, 2015 by Path Light

[MetalDragon]

The Tyrannosaurus Rex turns into a Carnotaurus and promptly eats you

 

 

I insert L Lawliet

[Path Light]

The vending machine coughs

 

I insert an angry Hypsilophodon

[Naraku]

The angry Hypsilophodon bites your fingers off because you were trying to force the poor thing in.

 

I insert an USB flash drive.

[Path Light]

The vending machine makes funny noises

 

I insert an angry Pteranodon

[OriginalMara]

The angry Pteranodon eats all the chips and candy, and then you.

 

I insert a jellyfish.

[MetalDragon]

The jellyfish turns into a fishjelly, a fish made of jelly.

 

 

I insert Chuck Norris

[hgfggg]

He is crushed by the weak mechanics of the vending machine. He's just an actor, you know.

 

I insert a watershed.

[Naraku]

The vending machine is now a fountain due to water overload.

 

I insert a Pokedollar.

[GalacticSketch]

The pokedollar is actually a pokeball. It opens and Squirtle appears!

 

I insert a live snake.

[PhantomoftheWolves]

The snake returns with Naruto inside its stomach. He is still alive, to your surprise!

 

I insert a pair of knitting needles.

[GalacticSketch]

The snake rushes back into the machine and knits a sweater with the needles and gummy snacks inside.

 

I insert a crossbow.

[Draconiusultamius]

The snake fires itself out of the crossbow and leaves the vending machine

 

I insert a thingymajigger

[MetalDragon]

The vending machine divides by zero and causes the universe to implode

 

 

I insert something to fix the universe

[GalacticSketch]

It fails and the universe to the left of it explodes.

 

I insert a new universe

[Path Light]

The vending machine burps

 

I insert an angry dragon

[GalacticSketch]

The dragon eats all of the cookies and is spit out for it's "cookie crimes".

 

I insert a kitten.

[Path Light]

The vending machine cuts the kitten to pieces

 

I insert an angry dinosaur

[KingSpinosaurus]

The angry dinosaurus goes to anger management courses.

 

I insert the person below me.

[Naraku]

The vending machine turns into a robot manned by your truly. Better get running.

 

I insert a CryptoLocker.

Edited June 21, 2015 by JolteonTails

[MetalDragon]

The machine upgrades it into CryptoLocker 2.0 and infects your PC with it. Have fun!

 

 

I insert the person above me