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The Vending Machine

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A bunch of cops come out from the machine and arrest you for stealing a Thuwed

 

 

I insert a Death Note

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The vending machine coughs up the gem

 

I insert an angry Spinosaurus

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The angry Spinosaurus reveals why it's angry and it's because of you growling so it kills you

 

I insert an anti-Path-Light squad into the vending machine

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The vending machine releases the squad

 

I insert an angry Tyrannosaurus Rex

Edited by Path Light

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The Tyrannosaurus Rex turns into a Carnotaurus and promptly eats you

 

 

I insert L Lawliet

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The angry Hypsilophodon bites your fingers off because you were trying to force the poor thing in.

 

I insert an USB flash drive.

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The vending machine makes funny noises

 

I insert an angry Pteranodon

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The angry Pteranodon eats all the chips and candy, and then you.

 

I insert a jellyfish.

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The jellyfish turns into a fishjelly, a fish made of jelly.

 

 

I insert Chuck Norris

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He is crushed by the weak mechanics of the vending machine. He's just an actor, you know.

 

I insert a watershed.

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The snake returns with Naruto inside its stomach. He is still alive, to your surprise!

 

I insert a pair of knitting needles.

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The snake rushes back into the machine and knits a sweater with the needles and gummy snacks inside.

 

I insert a crossbow.

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The vending machine divides by zero and causes the universe to implode

 

 

I insert something to fix the universe

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The vending machine cuts the kitten to pieces

 

I insert an angry dinosaur

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The angry dinosaurus goes to anger management courses.

 

I insert the person below me.

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The vending machine turns into a robot manned by your truly. Better get running.

 

I insert a CryptoLocker.

Edited by JolteonTails

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The machine upgrades it into CryptoLocker 2.0 and infects your PC with it. Have fun!

 

 

I insert the person above me

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