Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Ether-Equinox]

Oh, my bad. I accidentally got you the Galaxy Soup that Thanos ordered.

 

Waiter, there is a large piece of Casu Marzu with a lot of live maggots in my soup!!!

[Naraku]

Pretty sure that's intentional. It was mentioned in the menu that it'll contain live maggots. I assume you want a refund for it then? You're the 296th customer to order and ask a refund for this...

 

Waiter, there is a frog swimming in my soup! 

[StormBirdRising]

Oh, Kermit must be hiding from Miss Piggy again, let me drive him home.

 

Waiter, there is a seahorse in my soup

[Pilauli]

The hoofed kind or the finned kind?

 

Waiter, there is a poor little neglected hatchling in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Let me take that little neglected from the bowl for you (and put it right on my scroll)

Waiter, there is a diamond ring in my soup.

[Reshiram5875]

mine now! heres a new bowl of soup

waiter, you're in my soup.... 

[Ether-Equinox]

Well...You ordered hot soup correct? So here I am 🤣

 

Waiter, there are dead memes in my soup.

[Naraku]

"Rawr! Can I haz cheeseburgerz? 1200+ rare pepes up for sale. Cringe culture." I apologize. The soup has become sentient from those dead memes floating around in it. I must destroy it with fire.

 

Waiter, there is a manta ray in my soup!

[Ether-Equinox]

Oh, sorry, that's my soup. I was saving that Illegally-produced exotic fish soup for later...

DON'T CALL  THE FBI.

 

Waiter, there is a Rocky Balboa in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Be careful, he is kind of testy lately, let me send him to the gym.

 

Waiter, there is a pirate in my soup.

[Naraku]

He must be looking for a cracker in your soup to give to Polly.

 

Waiter, there is an error in my soup!

[Reshiram5875]

Umm... how did that get in there? I will get you a new one

 

Waiter, there is a tf2 engineer in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

He is always trying to get a free meal, let me bring you a full bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a fortune cookie in my soup.

[Wolves-and-Wings]

Didn't you order the soup of fortune? Oh well, It's mine now!

 

 

Waiter, there is a Thomas Sanders Vine in my soup. (I apologize if it is too specific)

[RandomBreeder]

I'm sorry, but the sign outside explicitly states that today's theme is music. Or is Kate Miller more to your liking?

Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup.

Edited October 1, 2018 by RandomBreeder

[Vict]

There's a bowl in your soup because you ordered the double soup. did you want normal soup instead?

 

Waiter, there's are dates in my soup!

[Pilauli]

Yes, soup bowls are a popular destination for dating fairies.  I'll suggest they relocate to a different bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a feather in my soup!

[Wolves-and-Wings]

You asked for chicken soup, didn't you? Gee, you should have expected that.

 

 

Waiter! There is a doll in my soup.

[Rememberdrgns]

That’s the kids’ meal gift.

 

Waiter, there’s a big pile of cheese in my soup!

[Lagie]

It was "Bring Your Cheese Dragon to Work" Day. I wondered where mine went.

 

Waiter! There is a beaver in my soup!

[FrozenStep]

Well I’ll be dammed! Let me get him out for you. 

 

Waiter, there’s a waiter in my soup. 

[Naraku]

Don't mind them. They just quit their job.

 

Waiter, there is a snow in my soup!

Edited November 2, 2018 by Naraku

[LikeTwoPancakes]

Maybe there's a tiny snowman too!

 

Waiter, there's a dragon scale in my soup!

Edited November 2, 2018 by LikeTwoPancakes

[EndOfTheWorld]

3 hours ago, LikeTwoPancakes said:

Maybe there's a tiny snowman too!

 

Waiter, there's a dragon scale in my soup!

Put it on a Seadra and trade it to make it evolve.

 

Waiter, there's a Lovecraftian Eldritch Abomination in my soup!

[Naraku]

You like it, don't you, Life? We have many more in the menu! Try them all!

 

Waiter, there is a wyrm in my soup!