Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Pilauli]

An Omen Wyrm?  Let me take that and get you a new bowl of soup.

 

Waiter, there is a line in my soup.

[EndOfTheWorld]

Sorry, that there to separate the carrots from the peas. 

 

Waiter, there is a Necronomicon in my soup. 

[Pilauli]

Oh, that?  It just pops up all over the place.  Don't mind it.

 

Waiter, there's a ghosty baby dragon in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Oh, let me take him out and save him for next Halloween. Here's a new bowl for you.

 

Waiter, there is a teeny tiny Christmas tree in my soup.

[Pilauli]

We care about all of our customers and do our best to spread holiday cheer as early as possible.  The soup of the day, for the next month, is "festive foliage".  Enjoy!

 

Waiter, there is a string in my soup.

[Naraku]

Oh, that's for your cat to play with... You don't have one? Well, it's a piece of noodle then...

 

Waiter, there is a cardboard in my soup! 

[Wolves-and-Wings]

(BACK FROM THE DEAD) I though you said you wanted it to taste like cardboard? Oh... wait. You didn’t? Okay. Maybe I  should bring you the duct Tape soup instead.

 

Waiter, there’s a VSCO girl in my soup!!

[StormBirdRising]

That's the special instagram soup.

 

Waiter, there is a dinosaur egg in my soup.

[Tiira]

See, I told you we serve big portions here.

 

Waiter, there is question mark in my soup.

[Lagie]

?

 

Waiter, there is a remote control in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Let me get you  a new bowl, no wonder the tv has been on the same channel for three weeks.

 

Waiter, there is a lemon tree in my soup.

[Pilauli]

Would you prefer cinnamon over lemon, sir or ma'am?

 

Waiter, there is tomato sauce in my soup.

[Zhiyi1015]

Oh that's our homemade tomato sauce which contain one fresh tomato and 3cups of sugar. Drink it, it is good for your health 

 

Waiter, there is a knife in my soup. 

[Tiira]

Part of the recipe.

 

Waiter, there is Olaf in my soup.

[Lagie]

Good thing it's vichysoisse... that way he won't melt.

 

Waiter, there is Lego in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Ohhhh, I need that for an igloo I am building, let me get you a fresh bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a whole coconut in my soup.

[NightDragon4Life]

It’s a complimentary drink if you can get it open  

 

Waiter! There’s a marching band in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

They got lost, they are supposed to be the entertainment tonight.

 

Waiter, there is a box of licorice in my soup.

[Fortune86]

On 3/9/2020 at 2:57 AM, StormBirdRising said:

They got lost, they are supposed to be the entertainment tonight.

 

Waiter, there is a box of licorice in my soup.

 

We charge extra for that sir.

 

Waiter, there's a hole in my soup.

[Indigo_Dragon]

Oh, that's an extra o there in the broth, so you know it is soup and not sup.

 

Waiter, there is mammoth in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

I have been looking for him, he keeps roaming around and getting into everything, let me bring you a mammoth free bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a little sailboat in my soup.

[Indigo_Dragon]

Oh, that's a clam boat. I thought you ordered the clam chowder? 

 

Waiter, there is a tiny, active thunderstorm hovering over my soup. It keeps shooting lightning bolts at me, the bowl, and the soup!

[Indigo_Dragon]

Oh, that's a clam boat. I thought you ordered the clam chowder? 

 

Waiter, there is a tiny, active thunderstorm hovering over my soup. It keeps shooting lightning bolts at me, the bowl, and the soup!

 

(Edit: Sorry for doubleposting, but it had problems when I was posting it and accidentally did it twice. Now I can't delete the extra post. Sorry!) 

Edited March 24, 2020 by Indigo_Dragon

[StormBirdRising]

That is the Viking special. It is supposed to come with a little hammer also, let me get you something else.

 

Waiter, there is an igloo in my soup,

[Indigo_Dragon]

It's the Arctic special, the "marshmallows" in there are supposed to be polar bears. I'll get you a new one, if this is not to your favor!

 

Waiter, there is a pair of antlers in my soup.