Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

That's for your leftover soup, no charge for the service.

 

Waiter, there's a goldfish in my soup.

[Kyath The Dream Worker]

Then, eat that goldfish.

 

Waiter, there's a snow ball in my soup.

[The_Impossible_Girl]

Don't worry, it'll melt soon.

Waiter, there's a baby dragon in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Ohhhhh, that's all shiny and gold, I'll take that little CB gold dragon and bring you a fresh bowl of soup.

 

Waiter, there is a leetle tree in my soup.

[Esko]

I'll be taking that, thank you very much.

 

Waiter, there's a quantum theory in my soup!

[The_Impossible_Girl]

It must have been left there by our new chef, who is also a physics professor.

Waiter, there's a Dalek in my soup.

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[StormBirdRising]

He's trying to learn how to be a waiter, but he keeps tottering over and ending in people's soup, let me bring you a fresh bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a BladeRunner in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Oh that's just part of our cyberpunk/dystopian theme night decorations!

 

Waiter, there's a broomstick in my soup?

[StormBirdRising]

Our new chef is a real witch and she leaves her things everywhere, let me fly that back to her and let me bring you a fresh bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a pair of iceskates in my soup.

[Toasty]

That's because its an ice cream soup!

 

Waiter, there's a calendar in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

That's to remind you that you have things to do and places to go today.

 

Waiter, there is a gold watch in my soup and it's ticking.

[TheElevatorCat]

Ooh, a free watch. Thanks!

 

Waiter, theres a plastic bag in my soup!

[The Dragoness]

To take any leftover soup home in!

 

Waiter, there's a puppy in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Oh, that poor little guy, he's a Newfoundland puppy and keeps trying to swim in everything, let me bring you a fresh bowl of soup and put him in his little saltwater swimming pool.

 

Waiter, there's a pork chop in my soup.

[The_Impossible_Girl]

It's pork soup, what did you think it was going to have in it?

Waiter, Yoda's in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

That little guy tries to meditate everywhere, let me bring you a fresh bowl.

 

Waiter, Darth Vader is in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

*sprinkles some sand into it so he runs away*

 

Waiter, there's a butterfly in my soup!

[Kanaye]

You found the butterfly! You are the lucky winner! *hands you a check for 28 cents*

 

 

Waiter, there's a purse in my soup!

[Toasty]

Oh... so that's where her purse went...

 

Waiter, there's thing in my soup, not even soup

[StormBirdRising]

Our chef is from outer space, I don't know what that is, but I will bring you a fresh bowl of soup and I will make sure it is soup.

 

Waiter, there is a gold coin in my soup.

[Toasty]

Our pirate chef likes to add a little something when he makes the soup! So you should probably keep it, you don't want him to be angry.

 

Waiter, there's a youtube comment in my soup.

[Naraku]

Like this if you liked the soup! Don't forget to subscribe to our restaurant as well!

 

Waiter, there is a Power Ranger dragon in my soup...

[Toasty]

Go Go Power Dragons! Oh wait, sorry. Let me get that out for you

 

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

That lazy waiter, he falls asleep everywhere; let me bring you a fresh bowl of soup.

 

Waiter, there's a Cheese Dragon in my soup.

[Toasty]

That's our cheesy soup special, I don't want to sound cheesy, but its grate!

 

Waiter, there's an alien in my soup