Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

That is the Viking Special, you will like it, taste and enjoy.

 

Waiter, there is a small bottle of rum in my soup .

[AmaNoGawa]

Rum? Why, thank goodness we’ve found some! A certain pirate has been drinking all our rum and keeps asking why the rum is gone.

 

Waiter, there is corona virus in my soup.

[Tiira]

Shh, this is supposed to be a blinded experiment.

 

Waiter, there are some Lilliputians in my soup.

[Indigo_Dragon]

They got shipwrecked and need to be herded back to their island. Don't worry, I'll do it for you.

 

Waiter, there's a blizzard raging in my soup!

[georgexu94]

Well, Let It Go, Elsa!

Waiter, there's glass in my soup!

[sh20000sh]

Congratulation! You can get extra glass.

 

Waiter, there's  in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Congratulations, that is a special charm that will bring you good fortune.

 

Waiter, there is a Viking ship in my soup.

[Indigo_Dragon]

Don't worry, I'll handle it. Leif Erikson, you got lost again! Come on, I'll put you back in the Atlantic Ocean. 

 

Waiter, there's several different bird feathers in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Ah, they will bring you protection, let me string them on a lanyard for you.

 

Waiter, there is a tiny gold coin in my soup.

[georgexu94]

You can keep it then.

Waiter, there's carrots in my soup!

[Indigo_Dragon]

I thought you wanted the veggie special?

Waiter, there's an Easter egg in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Cool, it is extra protein.

 

Waiter, there is a silver dagger in my soup,

[Tiira]

Apparently our chef was too busy today to chop the ingredients for you. You may use the silver dagger to do it yourself, or if you want, we can bring you a golden one but that would cost extra.

 

Waiter, there's a yoga mat in my soup.

Edited April 13, 2020 by Varislapsi

[Indigo_Dragon]

That's a free sample, as part of our "Yoga For Everyone" plan. If you don't want it, our receptionist could always use an extra one. 

 

Waiter, there's a penguin family in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Oh, they are supposed to be in the chilled ice water soup, let me move those little guys and bring you a new bowl

 

Waiter, there is a plastic chihuahua in my soup.

[Lovecats]

Do not fear! That is for marinading your dish. With plastic. You did order the seafood soup, didn't you?

 

Waiter, there's a student in my soup!

[subwoofer]

It's okay, they probably just got lost on the field trip. No worries.

 

Waiter, there's a submarine in my soup!

[Indigo_Dragon]

Oh if it's a yellow submarine, I'll escort it and the Beetles back to Britain. If it's another color, I'll put it in the seafood special. Either way, you get a new soup, free of charge, and on the house!

 

Waiter, there's a doctor in my soup!

Edited April 17, 2020 by Indigo_Dragon

[StormBirdRising]

Cool. We can use him as another volunteer for the clinics.

 

Waiter, there is a hard boiled egg in my soup

[Indigo_Dragon]

Our chef must've accidentally dropped an egg into the soup pot as it was boiling. Do you want another soup, or to keep the one you have and enjoy the extra protein, on the house? 

 

Waiter, there is an entire, whole pineapple in my soup!

[subwoofer]

Wait, did you not order the Hawaiian special? There should be ham in there too.

 

Waiter, there is a notebook in my soup!

[georgexu94]

It's for you to write your additional orders.

Waiter, there's a sword in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

It is the special swordfish soup with a silver sword you can keep as a souvenir.

 

Waiter there is a shoe in my soup.

[Indigo_Dragon]

I thought you asked for the Fairy Tale Fables special? There should be a little old lady with plenty of tiny children in there.

 

Waiter, there's a lamp in my soup.

[Tiira]

All our plates and bowls have lamps because we want you to eat carefully. It's no fun cleaning those white tablecloths.

 

Waiter, there's a dragon in my soup.