Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Fenroar Greyscale]

Well, eat it then, quick!

 

Waiter, there is a pug in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Our chef is also a dog breeder, let me take the little guy back to the chef and I will bring you a new bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a crow in my soup and it looks like Brandon Lee.

[The_Impossible_Girl]

Our chef is experimenting with CRISPR Technology. I'll go get you a new bowl.

Waiter, there's a fist sized diamond in my soup!

[solarflare3000]

That's our chef's wedding ring, let me keep it-I mean-let me return it to him.

 

Waiter, there's a face-hugger in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Don't worry, it's just the new face-hugger plushie that the chef has been looking for, let me get you a fresh bowl of soup.

 

Waiter, there is a miniature Jet Li and a miniature Bruce Lee fighting in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Sorry! I know our spicy soup has a lot of "kick" to it, but that's too much! D:

 

Waiter, there's a pickup truck in my soup?

[StormBirdRising]

That's an advertisement for the new hybrid Chevy Avalanche that gets almost 8 miles to the gallon.

 

Waiter there's a grapefruit in my soup.

[NathanBros]

It's our you MUST eat healthy special.

 

Waiter there's a newspaper in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

That's so you can catch up on the news while eating your soup.

 

Waiter, there is a cell phone in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

You see, miss... *puts on dark sunglasses* Your mission, should you choose to acc- *phone self-destructs* Er, I mean... Nothing to see here! *pulls out one of those memory erasers from the MIB films*

 

Waiter, there's a potted plant in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

That's the chef's experiment with fresh herbs, I told him to take them out of the pots first, let me bring you a fresh bowl of soup.

 

Waiter, there is a pair of handcuffs in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Sorry! They must've fallen out of a policeman's pocket! The station is right next door, so the officers often come here for lunch.

 

Waiter, there's a sparkly magic wand in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

The chef has a part time job as a magician, let me give that back to him before we conjure up something scary.

 

Waiter, there is a rubber duck in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

What is the function of a rubber duck?

 

Waiter, there is a calculator in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

That's to make sure you can calculate a big tip for me.

 

Waiter, there is a glass slipper in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Oh! I must report this to the Prince at once!!

 

Waiter, there's a model airplane in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

That's not a model, it's a real miniature plane for our new chef's little miniature family, let me fly them out of here and get you a fresh bowl.

 

Waiter, there is an electric guitar in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

D'you think you could fill in for the usual guitarist in our restaurant's band? He couldn't make it tonight..

 

Waiter, there's a message in a bottle in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Oh my, it's a winning lottery ticket, Congratulations, you're a millionaire.

 

Waiter, there's a little bucket of sand in my soup.

[Toasty]

Thats because its our beach special! We're getting ready for the Summer!

 

waiter, theres a bowl of soup with another bowl of soup in it with another bowl of... (one hour later) with another bowl of soup in it in my soup

[normalGuy]

Oh, that's just our inception special.

(or insouption, if you like puns)

 

Waiter, there's a wailord in my soup!

[Toasty]

Here, let me get that out for you *throws pokeball*

 

Waiter, theres a boat in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

That soup is the chowder special with a little fishing boat as a keepsake for you, to remember our chowder.

 

Waiter, there is an oyster with a pearl in my soup.

[The_Impossible_Girl]

The oyster was supposed to be there since it's an oyster soup. However the pearl was not and I will gladly take it off your hands.

 

Waiter, there's a tiny TARDIS in my soup!

[Kyath The Dream Worker]

That's eatable. Don't worry

 

Waiter, there's a plastic bag in my soup!