Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Reshiram5875]

you ordered caterpiller soup, right? i will get you a new one.

 

waiter, there is a usb in my soup!

 

[Naraku]

Take it home and connect it to your computer, see what secrets it contain! Maybe something like discount on your next soup. Or something else ... nothing malicious. Definitely not.

 

Waiter, there is a deep fried chicken in my soup!

[Starscream]

Don't say it so loud, everyone will be wanting some.

 

Waiter, There's a toe in my soup!

[Pilauli]

Given the fact you keep looking for toes, I don't see how this is a problem.

 

Waiter, there is a spider in my soup, spinning a web.

[Starscream]

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly (because it was in her soup) I thought she'd die, so, to prevent it -  we have a Chef spider who likes to catch the fly instead - just m ove him to your napkin so the server can get him on his next soup protection mission

 

Waiter, there is an eyeball in my soup. (which funny enough could happen at IRL work, as one of our fill in cooks has a glass eye)

[Rememberdrgns]

Oh, you did order our Halloween special, right? What do mean it’s only August?

 

Waiter, there’s a cauliflower in my soup!

[TerraAnne]

That's because our soup of the day is broccoli and cauliflower cheesy noodle soup.

 

Waiter, there's a tooth in my soup!

[Naraku]

Put it under your pillow tonight, the soup fairy will give you something nice! Probably.

 

Waiter, there is a bumblebee in my soup! 

[Pilauli]

It must have bumbled in there.

 

Waiter, there is a signature in my soup.

[Naraku]

That's our signature soup, soup with a random signature in it!

 

Waiter, there is a curse in my soup! 

[StormBirdRising]

That's the New Orleans cursed gumbo soup, enjoy.

 

Waiter there is a rock in my soup.

[Ether-Equinox]

That's the famous "Stone-age soup" you got there sir, please eat it before it gets hard 😂

 

Waiter, there is a poop in my soup!!!

[Pilauli]

We're very sorry.  Let me get you a new bowl.  *Takes it to the kitchen, picks out the poop, and stuffs the soup in the microwave for a few minutes.*  Here you go, sir/ma'am.

 

Waiter, there is a cloud in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Oh, that is the dream special, when you eat it you will feel like you are on a cloud of dreams.

 

Waiter, there is a porcupine in my soup.

[Ether-Equinox]

Oh, that's not a porcupine, that's our specialty "Pork u' pine soup"

 

Waiter, there are boiled babies in my soup!!!

[Rememberdrgns]

Sigh, Sir, those octopuses aren’t babies, just small.

 

Waiter, there’s a number on my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

That is the lucky number to play the lottery, good luck.

 

Waiter, there is a large seed pod in m soup.

[Pilauli]

That's what you get when you order "Nutty Soup Special", sir.

 

Waiter, there is a bubble in my soup.

[Naraku]

Here, have a straw. Make more bubbles! 

 

Waiter, there is a groundhog in my soup! 

[Pilauli]

Pull it out and hold it up so it can see its shadow.

 

Waiter, there is an app in my soup.

[Reshiram5875]

well, take it out and put it on your phone!

 

waiter,why is there a live budgie in my soup?

(for those of you who dont know what a budgie is,here is one)

[Naraku]

Hmm? What's that? It's saying something... It said it ordered the soup, so it's theirs. Sorry but you gotta pay for the little birdie's soup.

 

Waiter, there is a quarter in my soup! 

[Reshiram5875]

Take it and keep it.

 

waiter, there is a paper dragon in my soup!

[Pilauli]

I'll take it to the kitchen to dry off.

 

Waiter, there is a paper crane in my soup!

[Naraku]

Pull its tail and it'll flap. Pretty cool right...? Oh fine, I'll just take it out of your soup.

 

Waiter, there is an orb of light in my soup!