Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[-Frost-Fire-]

It's the weather forecast for tomorrow.

 

Waiter, there is a Khaleesi in my soup.

[flockof-doves]

I have no idea what that is but oh well.

 

Waiter, there's a Kobra Kid in my soup!

 

im laugign hlep

[Denwayasha]

I have no clue what that is but if it's in any way related to the snake, here! *drops a mongoose in your soup*

 

Waiter, there's a Vivosaur in my soup!

[flockof-doves]

so in payback for putting a snake in my soup here's a fresh vivosaur in ur soup *gently places it in ur soup*

 

waiter there's an emo in my soup

[nekoinu525]

Just play some My Chemical Romance and he'll get out.

 

Waiter! There's a lesbian lizard woman in my soup!

[-Frost-Fire-]

Lizards like bugs, try using some insects to lure it out.

 

Waiter, there is a Daenerys Targaryen in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

All hail Khaleesi Daenerys Stormborn, First of Her Name, Rightful and True Queen of Westeros, The Blood of Old Valyria, The Unburnt, Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, and now Supreme Ruler of All Soupdom.

 

(I'm not gonna tell her to move, would you? )

 

Waiter, there's a spiderweb in my soup!

[NathanBros]

It's our Marvel month special!

 

Waiter, Batman is in my soup!

[flockof-doves]

Maybe he's just a madman who that he was Batman.

 

And hit the party with the gas can...

 

*screams* KISS ME YOU ANIMAL

 

*Ahem*

 

Waiter, there's a snake in my boo- i mean soup

[Denwayasha]

Well it is Halloween!

 

Waiter, there's a Snape in my soup!!

[TsunamithePony]

(Ok I don't know much about Harry Potter so just pretend this is a witty joke about soup ok? Imreallysorry)

 

WAITER, THERES A BILL CIPHER IN MY SOUP!

[StormBirdRising]

Oh, he is just taking a rest from Gravity Falls.

 

Waiter, there is a gold coin in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Hooray! That gold coin entitles you to one (1) Golden Ticket, which can be redeemed for a tour of our totally not suspicious soup factory!

 

Waiter, there's a bale of hay in my soup!

[Naraku]

It's our complimentary bale of hay to go with Thanksgiving theme. Happy Thanksgiving!

 

Waiter, there's a pandora box in my soup!

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[StormBirdRising]

Well let's open it up to see what's inside, I'm sure it is something good.

 

 

Waiter, there is an ostrich in my soup.

[Felixr2]

It couldn't find any soil in this concrete city. What else should it have done?

 

Waiter, there's a Z-ring in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Here I'll trade you a Flygonite Mega Stone for it!

 

Waiter, there's a Solgaleo in my soup!!!

[Confused Cat]

OMG get out of the way, I need to catch it!

 

(Google said it's a Pokemon, and the only thing I know about Pokemon is you have to catch them all. )

 

 

Waiter, there's a wedding ring in my soup.

[Felixr2]

*kneels down* Yes, there is. Do you want to marry me?

 

 

Waiter, there's a pokémon GO player in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Apparently there is a Dragonite nearby.

 

Waiter, there's a Hydra agent in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Let me skin it and put it in jail.

 

Waiter, there is a diamond in my soup.

[Felixr2]

Oh, *laughs nervously*, that's *cough* mine. Really, it is. *awkwardly picks up diamond* really. Just believe me. It's mine.

 

 

Waiter, there's a mine in my soup!

[Lovecats]

I hope your explosives level is high enough to disarm it! seriously though, someone call the police

 

Waiter, there's a Wood Pigeon in my soup!

 

[Naraku]

Congratulations, you won a free code for Hatoful Boyfriend game!

 

Waiter, there is a vase worth about $68,000 in my soup!

[Lovecats]

Quick, smash it to get some rupees!

 

Waiter, there is a doggo in my soup.