Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Toasty]

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get in your soup

 

Waiter, there's a tree in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

Oh my, it's a leetle tree, let me take it and see if I can add a second one to my scroll.

 

Waiter, there is a palm frond in my soup.

[AwkChan]

... just take it out. ( mira fillin in 4 AwkChan oc )

 

w-waiter! th-thers cotton eye joe I-in my soup.

[The_Impossible_Girl]

So that's where he came from!

Waiter, there's a Jedi in my soup!

[Toasty]

Oh sorry! that guy got trapped in our refrigerator on May the 4th, he must have gotten in the soup somehow

 

Waiter, there's a watermelon in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

I'll cut that up for you and make a watermelon smoothie for your dessert.

 

Waiter, there is a pair of eyeglasses in my soup.

[Starscream]

What did you expect from a fresh bowl of eyeball soup?

 

Waiter! There's a toe in my soup! - it could be a selling point for me you know

[ViperSwan]

That's because your soup is 'toe-tally' amazing!

 

Waiter, there's a live concert of a miniature Bach in my soup... I thought he had long been dead, you have some explaining to do!

Edited May 8, 2017 by ViperSwan

[StormBirdRising]

Oh, our chef as been experimenting with his time machine and his miniaturization machine again. Let me take the little band and put them with the other experiments and bring you a fresh bowl of soup.

 

Waiter, there is a little John Deere tractor in my soup.

 

 

[Denwayasha]

Of course! All of our soup ingredients are "farm fresh" and all farms have tractors nowadays!

 

Waiter, there's a music box in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

It's to serenade you while you have your soup.

 

Waiter, there is an iPad in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

You're our sweepstakes winner!

 

Waiter, there's a puddle of quicksand in my soup?

[StormBirdRising]

Don't eat it,, you'll start to disappear slowly with a sinking feeling, let me bring you a fresh bowl.

 

Waiter, there's a mechanical monkey in my soup.

[Starscream]

Ah so this is where Megatron's pet went.

 

Waiter, there is a moon in my soup!

[solarflare3000]

You asked for extra cheese, didn't you?

 

Waiter, there a sarcastic twit in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

*points to sign that says "No Sarcasm Zone"* Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave this customer's soup.

 

Waiter, there's a crazy android in my soup!!

[The_Impossible_Girl]

*Uses a sonic screwdriver on it.* There, that should fix it.

Waiter, there's a dalek in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

*takes care of it with a shotgun-axe*

 

Waiter, there's a tiny dancing tree creature in my soup!

[solarflare3000]

"I am Groot?"

 

Waiter, there is a bunch of confetti in my soup!

 

[RealWilliamShakespeare]

Surprise!!

 

Waiter, there's a dank meme in my soup

[Denwayasha]

Yo dawg I heard you liked dank memes so like I put some dank memes in your dank memes in your soup!

 

Waiter, there's a red panda in my soup!

[The_Impossible_Girl]

I must be looking for Po.

Waiter, there's a fish swimming in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Oh my, the new chef really takes "fresh fish" seriously. Let me put that little fish in the aquarium and I will bring you a new bowl of soup.

 

Waiter, there is a live bullfrog in my soup.

[solarflare3000]

Oops, looks like your frog legs side-dish came in a little bit...undercooked.

 

Waiter, there is a UFO in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

That's because the chef thinks his food his out of this world..

 

Waiter, there's a chocolate rabbit in my soup.