Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

If it is a chihuahua it is mine.

 

Waiter, there is a pair of false teeth in my soup (and they are chattering)

[Denwayasha]

Oh yes, those are a promotion from the joke shop next door! If you find the Golden Clackers you win a lifetime supply of Whoopee cushions!

 

Waiter, there's a brain in my soup!! D:

[ShadowMonster]

I've been wondering where that is all day! I need that to complete my monster.

 

Waiter, there's a ski mask in my soup!

[Tatzelwyrm]

Great! You found my ski mask.

 

Waiter, there is a in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

*plays Nyan cat music for 10 hours*

 

Waiter, there's a in my soup!

[Naraku]

Would you like a to go with that?

 

Waiter, there is a mini Godzilla in my soup!

[Draconiusultamius]

Oh there you are Zillie! I've been looking for you everywhere! He just absolutely adores soup.

 

Waiter, why is there a paradox in my soup?

 

[ShadowMonster]

I don't know, but I better call the Doctor!

 

Waiter! There's a Christmas tree in my soup!

[Naraku]

Ah yes, you're qualified to receive a 75% post-Christmas discount on your soup. Hope you enjoyed your holiday!

 

Waiter, there is an exclamation mark (!) in my soup

[Nanashi]

That's because it's excited to be eaten by you!

 

Waiter, there is a cherry in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

That's actually an ice-cream sundae...

 

Waiter, there's a raincloud in my soup.

[The_Impossible_Girl]

That's the forecast for next week.

 

Waiter, there's a goa'uld symbiote in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

*calls S.H.I.E.L.D. to come take care of it*

 

Waiter, there's a tiara in my soup!

[The_Impossible_Girl]

Thank you, I've been looking for that.

Waiter, there's a galaxy (Men In Black) in my soup.

[Naraku]

What's this weird gizmo? How did it get in there? Is that Milky Way?

 

Waiter, there is a cracked light bulb in my soup!

[The_Impossible_Girl]

So that's where it went! I was wondering why it was so dark in the kitchen.

 

Waiter, there is a (live) alpaca in my soup!

[ShadowMonster]

Well it was looking for a hot tub, I didn't think it'd jump in soup!

 

Waiter, there's an Iphone in my soup!

[NathanBros]

It's our ultra modern soup heating method.

 

Waiter, there's electricity in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

It's because our soup tastes shockingly good!

 

Waiter, there's a firefly in my soup.

[-Frost-Fire-]

That is because...

 

...

 

'You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies, lit up the world as I fell asleep.'

 

Waiter, there is a missingno. in my soup.

[missHPfan2]

Whoa, catch it! Unless you value your Hall of Fame, of course...

 

Waiter, there is an old meme in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

*puts your soup in the basement for several minutes so it becomes dank*

 

Waiter, there's a flag in my soup?

[The_Impossible_Girl]

Oh, that's part of our find the flag get 25% off your next meal contest.

Waiter, there's a vampire in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

*stakes it*

 

Waiter, there's a kitten in my soup

[The_Impossible_Girl]

*Snuggles it.*

Waiter, batman's in my soup!