Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[NathanBros]

Our soup is divine!

 

Waiter, there is a bad band in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

Ugh, not those jokers again, let me throw them out and get some decent music in here.

 

Waiter, there is a whole chicken in my soup.

[DuskOfTheStars]

You asked for chicken soup, so it's not the chef's fault or my fault!

 

Waiter, there's a Night Fury in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Sorry, he's just a little one and hasn't started training yet.

 

Waiter, there's a Doduo in my soup!

[StormBirdRising]

What's next in someone's soup, a Dodrio? Let me take that back to the chef.

 

Waiter, there is a giant amethyst in my soup.

[Felixr2]

That's because you're our millionth customer. Enjoy!

 

 

Waiter, there is soup in my soup!

[Paradisiske]

ah sorry i forgot that you ordered an empty soup bowl

 

waiter, there is a sloth in my soup

[Felixr2]

Oh no! I wanted to give that sloth to my colleague for her birthday!!!

 

 

Waiter, there is a piece of pink kryptonite in my soup!

[Paradisiske]

Good think you're not superman then or else we'd have a lawsuit

 

 

Waiter, there is a kidney in my soup

[The_Impossible_Girl]

Donate it to a hospital.

Waiter, there's a pygmy in my soup.

[Paradisiske]

thats just a child leave them be

 

waiter, there is a doll in my soup

[Denwayasha]

Oh yep! You're the winner of our Talking Tina giveaway!

 

Waiter, there are feathers in my soup.

[Windra]

I'm terribly sorry, madame. Would you prefer the whole bird?

 

Waiter, there's a cellphone in my soup!

[Felixr2]

You can use that to call an ambulance, just in case.

 

 

Waiter, there is breakfast in my soup!

[Paradisiske]

well you ordered the breakfast flavoured soup you cant return it back into the kitchen unless there is an actual problem with it

 

waiter, there is a preying mantis in my soup

[Felixr2]

A PREYING mantis you say? Sorry but those things don't exist, you gotta be lying.

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Waiter, there are saturated fats in my soup!

[Windra]

I apologize, sir. I was not aware that you were on a diet. But I will say the fats are what makes this soup delicious.

 

Waiter, there is a GIANT SQUID in my soup!!

[StormBirdRising]

Sorry, the giant squid is supposed to eat his soup in the kitchen, let me bring you a new bowl of soup and put him back in the kitchen.

 

Waiter, there is a diary in my soup.

[Felixr2]

It didn't dissolve? Such a shame... I didn't want anyone to read what I wrote in it while I was drunk...

 

 

Waiter, there is a censored image in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Sorry sir, we'll bring you a new

 

Waiter, there's a in my soup?

[The_Impossible_Girl]

Clean them off and put them on.

Waiter, there's hydrogen monoxide (H2O) in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

*hands you a packet of dehydrated soup*

 

Waiter, there's a bookmark in my soup.

[Felixr2]

Didn't you read the special offer? Every third bowl of soup comes with a free bookmark!

 

Waiter, there is a noun in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

Oh I'm terribly sorry! *brings you a fresh, new bowl with adjectives in it*

 

Waiter, there's a tuba in my soup!

[Felixr2]

Ugh, seems the owner's son was messing with the marching band again...

 

Waiter, there is a black hole in my soup!