Waiter,there is a ___ in my soup

[Kyath The Dream Worker]

That's an eatable pencil.

 

Waiter, there's a jealous kid in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

*gives the kid some soup too so they won't be jealous anymore*

 

Waiter, there's an upside-down Mint in my soup!!!

[StormBirdRising]

Hide it fast.... everyone is going crazy trying to get one. I will help you sneak him out of your soup and onto your scroll.

 

Waiter, there is a diamond ring in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Uh oh... that was meant for the young couple three tables over!

 

Waiter, there's a statue in my soup?

[StormBirdRising]

Looks like it is a frozen upside down mint dragon. Let me bring you a new bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a marble in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

It's a collectible trinket! If you find all 14 exclusive designs you win a coupon for more soup.

 

Waiter, there's a chicken in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

That rubber chicken is a prop for the clown chef in the kitchen, let me throw it at him.

 

Waiter, there is a Ouija Board in my soup.

[Naraku]

I apologize, but I'm not touching that. Would you like a new soup, or your refund instead?

 

Waiter, there is a motivational poster in my soup!

Edited April 11, 2017 by JolteonTails

[StormBirdRising]

I think the chef has been taking some motivational classes again, let me fish that out of your soup and post it on the wall.

 

Waiter, there is a live frog in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Oh no! That's our head chef! She's gotten turned into a frog again!

 

Waiter, there's a feathery hat in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Uh oh. That's not just a feathery hat, that is Robin Hood in your soup. Let me send him back to Sherwood Forest.

 

Waiter, there is strange glowing ring in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

I believe that belongs to the small, crouching fellow over at the next table? He keeps going on about losing "his precious".

 

Waiter, there's a large pumpkin in my soup?

[StormBirdRising]

Smeagol threw it in there when he was having a fit about his ring, let me bring you a fresh bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a pink cadillac in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

Congratulations! That's a promotion from the car dealership across the street.

 

Waiter, there's a katana in my soup!

[CuriousCake]

You asked for the full Samurai experience, did you not?

 

Waiter, there's a finger in my soup!

[Denwayasha]

That's because our soup is "Finger Licking Good!" ... Or is that already taken as a slogan?

 

Waiter, there's a septer in my soup.

[StormBirdRising]

Oh, I see the Burger King has been trying to drum up business in here again, let me throw him and his burgers out the door.

 

Waiter, there is an amethyst in my soup.

[Naraku]

Amethyst? A little boy was looking for it! Please allow me to take the gem to give it to him, and make you another soup.

 

Waiter, there is a CD in my soup!

Edited April 25, 2017 by JolteonTails

[StormBirdRising]

That's not a CD. The chef burned a little thin crust pizza to a round flat cinder. Let me bring you a new bowl.

 

Waiter, there's a baby alligator in my soup.

[Toasty]

About that... I may have dropped in in the swamp while I was making it, and don't ask why I was in a swamp

 

Waiter, there's a universe in my soup

[The_Impossible_Girl]

Oh, that must be mine. *Runs away as two men in black suits and sunglasses show up.*

Waiter, there's an Emma Watson in my soup.

[Denwayasha]

I think she's doing research for her new role as a gourmet chef!

 

Waiter, there's a pair of ruby slippers in my soup!!

[StormBirdRising]

OMG RubyShoes must be back, I better bring her her slippers.

 

Waiter, there's a rubber duck in my soup.

[Toasty]

So thats where my duck is!

 

Waiter, there's a slime in my soup

[StormBirdRising]

Oh there were some actors here from the "Blob" and they are leaving that stuff all over the place, let me get you a new bowl.

 

Waiter, there is a box of chocolates in my soup.