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To create a dragon army that will someday be unleashed to destroy the world.

 

How do you trade dragons?

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You hit them with a hammer and then expunge them from your scroll.

 

Why are there paper dragons.

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You can't, unless the dragon gives you permission.

EDIT:Because there is enough cellulose.

ninja.gif 'd AGAIN!

 

Who are the mods around here?

Edited by Hazel360

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Because some vandals spilt ink on it, so nobody can read your description.

 

Why was my trade offer declined?

Edited by Hazel360

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Because a vampire flew off with the egg you offered.

 

 

Why don't vampires show up on your incubator card?

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Because they don't have reflections, and the incubator card is a type of mirror.

 

Why can't chickens breed?

Edited by Hazel360

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((Actually, that's the exact answer that a mod gave me when I asked them. ))

 

Because there are no roosters

 

 

Why are their dinosaurs on a dragon game site?

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Ssssh...Don't tell anyone, but this is actually a dinosaur game site. The dragons are a lie.

 

What are these "unbreedables" that I never get?

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Yes, They prefer a sacrifice of one unsaved, 12 page long essay on the history of the word the. It must be filled out precisely and accurately.

 

Why don't I have a gold yet?

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You pick up a rock and throw it at the dragon, then you shout: "Give me an egg Dang it!"

 

 

Why did my summon attempt fail?

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Gold dragons are the most common, and because of this, nobody wants 'em, so if you catch a CB one, send it to me.

 

What are these chickens and dinosaur eggs doing on my scroll?

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The chicken eggs are your breakfast. Don't let them run away! And the Dino eggs are from some top secret experiment... it's what happens to eggs that stay in the AP for too long.

 

How do I get a Zombie?

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Go dig up a corpse and drench it in your blood (To gruesome?)

 

Why can't I get a CB Tinsel?

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Because in truth, their only LIES. They don't exist. (<---False)

 

Why do people freeze hatchlings?

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If a hatchie gets sick, it's the only way to get the fever down.

 

How do I get a second gen Shimmer?

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You send a Magi dragon to pester TJ and he magically teleports one to your scroll.

 

Why can't two-headed dragons breed with other dragons?

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Jump in a car and get it up to 88 mph then snag a CB Shimmerscale, after that you just have to breed it. (Watch out for that re-entry though, it's a bit bumpy)

 

ninja.gif 'd again for the second time tonight. My computer is so slow!

 

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Because the two headed is too busy arguing with itself that the other dragon flies away.

 

 

Is it possible to get more then one leetle tree?

Edited by Syiren

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Yes if you want more then one...

 

Just what is a leetle tree?...

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It's a tree that's twice the size of Manhattan. It's called "leetle" for the irony

 

Why can't I find any dinos?

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Because they only exist in DinoCave, the entrance of which is a secret.

 

Where can I catch a Gold?

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