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Because you obviously got a derp egg.

 

How do you get a butterdragon?

(lolSkydoesminecraftftw)

 

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Get a toothbrush, put butter on it and spread it onto a cheese dragon.

 

How do you get a Guardian of Nature?

Edited by Hazel360

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Once you get 1000 Guardian adults and a Leetle Tree, one will magically appear on your scroll.

 

Why won't my egg hatch? It has a big hole in it!

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Because the hatchling has escaped and left the egg shell on your scroll.

 

Why don't the dragons eat the chickens?

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Because the chickens know kung-fu

 

 

Why are some Holiday dragons different colors?

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Because that shows how much hypothermia/hyperthermia they got.

 

Where did all the dragons go? I can't find any in the biomes.

Edited by dragoon1234

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(Dragoon you got ninja'd)

 

They left because you smell like mouldy cheese.

 

Why is dat dragon a different shape?

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Because it's a Belieber.

 

How do you get zombie dragons?

ninja.gif 'd

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Bite in with a vampire, then use earthquake.

 

Why did my dragon die from the vampire bite?

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Because it was a vampire from the Twilight Saga.

 

How long do hatchlings take to mature?

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It's because they surrounded themselves with fog because you smell like mouldy cheese.

 

Why does my dragon have no front legs?

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It hatched too early.

 

How come magi dragons have to wait 2 days before they can teleport again?

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They have an amnesia attack after every teleportation and it takes them 2 days to re-learn to teleport.

 

Why did my black hatchling alt?

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Because he has a virus called the Derp Virus, the only way to cure it is to go to Actions>Abandon

 

Why is my dragon flying without wings?

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It drank a Red Bull

 

 

Why do Drakes only breed with other Drakes?

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Because they are too uncool to breed with dragons.

 

Why do my eggs get sick?

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Because.... ummmm.... do you really want to know..?

 

I didn't think so, either.

 

Who is this TJ09 person?

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He is a crazy hippy dude that claims Dragon Cave is linked with the Al-Qaeda.

 

Why do my dragons get tombstones when they die?

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Because Black Marrows will eat their bones otherwise.

 

Why do Luminia Dragons sometimes change color when they breed?

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Because Luminias are a figment of our imagination.

 

Why don't dragons communticate verbally?

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Yes, but you can only fight him when you successfully hack into TJ09's scroll.

 

Why do descriptions take so long to be accepted?

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Because they are written on paper dragons and it takes a while to catch them.

 

 

Why are you only allowed Two Guardian of Nature dragons?

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Because if you have more than that, they'll fight with the other dragons. And you wouldn't want that.

 

What can I do to revive my dragon?

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