What not to say to a Newbie

[Rarity65]

It's a very hot Wyvern I suggest freezing it to cool it down.

 

How do you kill a leetle tree?

[MaskedDeath]

Make it Leetler .

 

How do I breed a chicken?

[Dragonshadows]

You get a Red dragon to sit on it, thereby snapping it in half.

 

Why do my eggs keep getting sick?

[MaskedDeath]

Dragonshadows-????

 

You keep feeding them icky stuff.

 

Why does my Red Central not want to breed?

[Mousia]

Because it is mean.

 

Why can't I acquire a Bella Dragon to get a Vampire Dragon?

[MaskedDeath]

They keep dying out.

 

My friend found a badge in the cave, how did it get there? (true story)

[Friend of All Dragons]

That's a true story? Oh, the cave was visited by badge dragons which deposit them like Leetle Trees amongst eggs! There are also trophy dragons which deposit trophies...

 

Why can I only get one type of Snow Angel on my scroll?

Edited July 23, 2012 by Friend of All Dragons

[dragoon1234]

Because 2 would cause a mass ice storm and destroy all other dragons.

 

Why am I scroll locked?

[Mousia]

Because your scroll got arrested, so it's locked up.

 

Why are there biomes?

Edited July 23, 2012 by Mousia

[MaskedDeath]

That's a true story?

Yep, they found a badge and clicked on it, which made them have a surplus of all kinds of rare dragons.

 

Because there would be no other way to get the eggs.

 

When should I look to find a zombie dragon?

[Mousia]

When you are a zombie yourself!

 

Why is there an egg limit?

[Darklight]

Because if you steal too many eggs, the dragons will eventually notice and kill you.

 

Aren't dinos supposed to be extinct? How did they get here?

[MaskedDeath]

Teleportation.

 

My Red Central bred with a female, but where are the eggs?

[Friend of All Dragons]

Red Centrals can only produce eggs in Central Park Zoo.

Otherwise no eggs are produced!

Another way is to visit Super Mario World Central!

 

Can hatchies become Neglected Dragons?

[Darklight]

Sure, if you neglect them.

 

What are hatcheries?

[Draketeeth]

Next to the nurseries.

 

Why did the dragon dodge when I used the kill function?

[Natayah]

Because you ain't got the guts to murder that poor innocent mass of pixels.

 

 

How do I get one of those awesome Laser Dragons from Lady Lazer and how do I get a Dragon Cave Snuggies from PJs???

 

[Mousia]

You have to get a platinum trophy and a uranium trophy first.

 

Why are my dragons not breeding?

[Herk]

They are staight edge and won't breed until you find a minister dragon to marry them.

 

Why are some forum member names coloured?

[Natayah]

We don't use the term "coloured" anymore. 1. The coalition of coloring books would Sue us. 2. Learn 2 spell - DUH!! But we use the term Crayon-ed. And either you're in the box or you are not.

 

I want to join the club and WEAR my shells with PRIDE. Were can I find the materials to transform them into a bikini?? I am also a curvaceous super model who plays DR when I'm not at a photo shoot. Please send me a CB UV to keep me company!

[James1011]

You can find the materials in the Coast biome at 3:00 AM.

 

And you must leave a CB Spitfire out of it's glass cave with the UV index at 11+ for at least 24 hours to get a CB UV.

 

 

 

 

How can I get people to offer on my trade?

[Friend of All Dragons]

Lie about the dragon you offer, when you offer a highly inbred mint with a random lineage, say it is a Gold Tinsel with a AWESOME line.

 

Why can't I breed my Split Dragon with my other Dragons?

[MaskedDeath]

Because it has different genders and cannot breed.

[Friend of All Dragons]

No Question?

 

Well, anyway:

 

I got a Pink egg, but it hatched into a Flamingo Wyvern!?!?

What happened?

[Herk]

The Flamingo Wyvern is actally a Cuckoo Wyvern notorious for smuggling there eggs into nests under false pretense. You have to get rid of the hatchie or it will kill all your other eggs to keep the views for itself.

 

If there are horse dragons, why are there no rabbit dragons?