What not to say to a Newbie

[ValidEmotions]

What's a Thuwed?

 

How do I trade dragons?

[-platinum-draco-]

I can't tell you where it is, but you have to find the secret trading post (Hint: http://dinocave.net/trading)

 

Why can't I breed dinos?

[ValidEmotions]

Because they're supposed to be extinct.

 

Can someone fix a glitch? I keep making my dragon's name to Tubby but it keeps changing to Tobby.

[Shyrus]

No, it's a well known glitch that can't be solved. It means your dragon is too stupid to remember it's own name, therefore it keeps changing.

 

Is there a good way to get rare eggs?

[Friend of All Dragons]

Try here for turning your common eggs into gold ones!

 

Why did I get a Day Glory Drake when the egg hatched at night?

[Skellybones]

Becuase it wanted to be different.

 

Who makes the dragon's sprites?

[-platinum-draco-]

It's actually really cool. You see, it reads your brain input for what you think the dragon species would look like. You do!

 

It says I have to wait to breed my dragons! What should I do?

[ValidEmotions]

Try to bribe it with dragon talons.

 

I wanted to take a Nebula dragon from the abandoned page but I got a balloon dragon instead. What happened?

[Lagie]

Clearly you didn't reach high enough. Nebula eggs are always higher than balloon ones.

 

What is the Wilderness?

[ValidEmotions]

I don't know. Tell me when you find out.

 

I want to delete a post I made but an error message keeps popping up. What do I do about it?

[Lagie]

PM TJ and tell him he needs to close the forums while he sorts it out. Error messages are bad news.

 

What is ARK?

Edited August 5, 2012 by Lagie

[ValidEmotions]

Alcoholics' Rehabilitation Killers

 

How do I get a trophy on my scroll?

[Lagie]

Go to this thread, become the last poster, PM a mod about it, and they will order TJ to give you a trophy.

 

Why did my egg die when my vamp bit it?

[ValidEmotions]

Because your vampire was hungry and it wanted an egg omelet.

 

How do I send friend requests?

[PhoenixStarr]

By finding the members in real life and hugging them.

 

Why are there so many dragons with the surname Dorkface?

[ValidEmotions]

Because Dorkface is a real dragon.

 

Why does no one reply to my posts?

[purplehaze]

Because they are invisible!

 

I made a mistake and froze my favorite hatchling. How can I unfreeze it?

[Classycal]

You have to put it in the microwave on defrost - just don't leave it very long or you'll be sorrrrry.....

 

 

Why did my Lumina dragon change colors?

 

 

 

[Keekeecat]

Because it wanted to.

 

 

Where can I get a silver egg?

[ValidEmotions]

Take a trip to the mines and see if you can't mine any silver.

 

How do I change my avatar?

[Moonlight_Eevee]

You can't ever change it, because once it's on, you can never change it.

 

How do I get a gold egg?

[5icky]

You buy an egg and paint it with gold paint, then take a picture and send it to TJ09 and he will send you the link to a gold egg

 

Why don't my eggs hatch before 4 days 0 hours mark?

[Moonlight_Eevee]

If they hatch any sooner, the'll get cold and die.

 

Why can't I name my cheese dragon Cheese?

[5icky]

Because the process of naming a dragon by it's breed will confuse the dragon when it presents it'self to its mate with the name Cheese Cheese. The possible mate will choose a different partner because she thinks he is playing a joke on him(though they are unbreedable, let's just say they like buddies)

 

Can i make my hatchies grow faster?

[Moonlight_Eevee]

Yes, by placing them into an oven

 

How can I get a paper egg?