What not to say to a Newbie

[Lagie]

Or something.

 

Why can't I have more egg slots?

[RegalPlumewing]

We are! Aren’t you excited?!

 

How do I breed my favorite dragons?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You have to pay for a glamorous night out at the most expensive club in Galsreim. Then your dragon goes back to the lair with a different mate than the one it left with, because you didn't send a Purple chaperone with them.

 

Will there be more Cantors when these false-headed egg drops reach their 'normal drop rate?

[RegalPlumewing]

No, unfortunately Cantos will go extinct in the wild by then. Better get to breeding!

 

How do I care for and raise my hatchlings?

 

 

[Lagie]

Very carefully.

 

Why can't I find more 'scaled' eggs?

[RegalPlumewing]

Because TJ has yet to implement level scaling

 

Where is it okay to post my Ukraineball plush?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

On Instagram.

 

What's the worst dragon?

 

 

 

 

[Lagie]

The one you think is worst.

 

How do I collect shards?

[RegalPlumewing]

By killing Xenowyrm eggs and picking up the pieces of their shells.

 

What are shards?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Moveable holes left behind after a Rift Wyrm has visited that don't quite close up. They cause a draft and sometimes spiders build webs over them to catch pixies.

 

How can you use a Red dragon to make an ice affinity egg hatch faster without harming the hatchling?

[RegalPlumewing]

You don't, or it will melt. Simple as that.

 

What is mana?

[Lagie]

Bread from heaven.

 

What good is the stun BSA of a bolt dragon?

[RegalPlumewing]

None at all.

 

Where do I find new eggs?

[Lagie]

Check the "New! Just in!" shelf at the front of the shop.

 

Why won't this dead eggshell go away?

[RegalPlumewing]

Because it needs to be fed to a dragon

 

Where are the bots on the forums spamming links to phishing sites and adult content?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

We sent them to your Discord.

 

How do I convince other players to give me first choice of the eggs that drop in the Cave?

[Lagie]

Brownies.

 

How do I get a leetle tree?

[RegalPlumewing]

By inviting spambots to the site! Easy as that.

 

Why are there no countryballs?

[sugarfreesugar]

There's simply not enough time...

 

What is a "hatchery?"

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

It's a place where hatches for jet airplanes are manufactured. 

 

If Nebula dragons can see distant galaxies, doesn't that mean they need glasses to correct their farsightedness when not skygazing?

[Lagie]

Shh. They don't like the others dragons to know that they wear them.

 

Why won't my purple x magi pair give me a magi egg?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

You're not seeing them because the Magi hatchlings in the eggs are precocious. They are teleporting themselves away where they're found and raised by Mistras.

 

What's the most unpopular dragon breed?

[sugarfreesugar]

Florets; on account of them being complete dweebazoids and total squares.

 

Where can I find hybrids?

[Lagie]

At the supermarket. Look in aisle c.

 

Where can I get a staterae?

[StarKaabii]

Yell at TJ until he gives you one to make you be quiet.

 

How do I make my Scourgekeepers stop refusing to have eggs?