What not to say to a Newbie

[Lagie]

I wish I knew.

 

Why hasn't this person responded to my trade offer yet?

[Addy_sloth]

Because you did it wrong 

 

How do I get an egg?

[sugarfreesugar]

Well, when a daddy and a mommy love each other very much-

 

How do I increase my chances of getting holiday alts?

[StarKaabii]

Own exactly 10,000 CB golds. No more, no less. It has to be 10,000 exactly or it won’t work.

 

How do I get a CB prize?

[ednfall]

you gotta participate in the great dragon race with your fastest dragon and win first place

 

why did my xeno give me an orange egg when it’s blue?????

[sugarfreesugar]

Well, it might be a bit of a... y'know... 👀 

 

Why can't I trade my adult dragons?

[StarKaabii]

Because they might decide they don’t like their new owner and eat them. Do you really think TJ wants that kind of liability? Do you?

 

What is a BSA?

[Lovecats]

A Blazeback's Secret Action. Its the secret action hidden in the actions page of a Blazeback. See if you can find it!

 

Where can I find the page where I can get the dragons?

[StarKaabii]

Go to your scroll page and stare at it. Dragons will eventually appear on it if you stare long enough. I promise.

 

How do I get a Neglected Dragon?

[Lagie]

Leave your egg out in the rain.

 

Why are mints so hard to find these days?

[ednfall]

they’re just shy.. just lure em out with with some sweets  

 

how can i unfreeze my hatchling?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Surround it with Magma hatchlings.

 

Why is this egg shining in the sunlight when it is night?

[RegalPlumewing]

Because moonlight is really just reflected sunlight.

 

How do I reduce my burnout?

[sugarfreesugar]

You gotta turn up the AC. Unless you live in a place where AC isn't as common. Then I guess you just stew.

 

Can we talk about jumping cactuses? For like a second? Like we gotta talk about those at some point, right?

[StarKaabii]

Nah, no cactuses, only leetle trees.

 

Why are there strange Yoshis living on Valkemare?

[Long_Before_Sunrise]

Galsreim's dimensional walls are thin and other creatures slip through like Rift Wyrms and Cassares.

 

Do humans steal Magma eggs to heat their homes in winter in Galsreim?

Edited August 30, 2022 by Long_Before_Sunrise

[Lagie]

No. They hire red dragons.

 

How do I get the new hybrid?

[sugarfreesugar]

Pray.

 

All of my eggs keep dying and I don't know why??

[StarKaabii]

I know how to fix that: Make sure you put them on EVERY fansite EVER, the very second you steal them.

 

Why can’t two-heads breed with one-heads?

[Lagie]

Two heads are better than one which makes all the two-heads think the one-heads aren't good enough.

 

I need a hydra. How do I get one?

[StarKaabii]

Choose a cave biome of your liking. Then, loudly yell at it until it makes a hydra egg appear!

 

 

How do I get a CB Scourgekeeper?

[sugarfreesugar]

You must answer me these riddles three...

 

Do I need to take care of my dragons?

[ednfall]

nah, they should be able to hunt on their own! just leave em be

 

what happened to my hatchling? it’s suddenly green!

[Lagie]

It needs to roll about more. A rolling hatchling gathers no moss.

 

What happens when you stun a hatchling?

[StarKaabii]

You tell them a cool fact that is so shocking that it just makes them freeze.

 

Why won’t my Staterae Xenowyrm give me Stat eggs?