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A dragon whose favorite food is almonds.

 

What is mana?

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Its a man who creates dead bodies as he speaks.

 

What is Shimmerscale dragon good for?

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Trophies are one-use items for brewing potions that take 5 minutes from a hatchie's timer.

 

How to make all my eggs gold!?

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Let the dragon eat fresh brain of his father

 

How can one get the Guardian of Nature?

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By sacrificing an orphan hatchling in the name of the Great and Powerful TJ.

 

How do I get a Leetle tree?

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They hold up signs saying "BSA"

 

How do I get Soulpeace Dragons?

Just be peaceful and go away.

 

Can I count on you as a friend?

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Yes, after you give me your Gold dragons!

 

Can I zombify a Paper dragon?

Edited by Mirhana

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No, who needs necromancy when all you need to fix a dead Paper dragon is lots and lots of tape, maybe a couple staples here and there.

 

When is the next new release?

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New releases only happen twice a year. On new year's and on the First Day of Summer.

 

Why does this time egg look like a primal pokemon?

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Because it is. You have to keep hatching them until you collect enough candy to evolve one of them, then you can take it to the gym to battle.

 

What is the most valuable egg in the game?

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Get out pan. Turn stove on. Crack egg on side of pan. Put the resulting dragon in the pan. Cook 10 minutes.

 

How do I get this "Guardian of Nature" thing?

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Take a dark green dragon and together plant a 'guardan' and then wait for spring. Eventually one'll just pop right up from the soil.

 

Why does my dragon have two heads?

Edited by Syiren

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It must have been exposed to Radioactive Mana.

 

What happens if I breed a Horse with a Hellfire Wyvern?

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It'll start singing Friendship is magic.

 

Why can't I get all three colors of Snow angels?

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